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This is being reported in the mainstream media.

It’s a nasal spray that cures coronavirus, and everyone is going to take it every day.

Just spray it four times and you won’t get coronavirus. And if you do, it will cure it, quick.

Birmingham Mail:

A nasal spray that is reported to stop Covid infections for two days may be in shops by the summer of 2021.

The University of Birmingham has developed a nasal spray which it says “protects against coronavirus and prevents transmission”.

Researchers say the spray protects against COVID-19 and can also prevent the virus being passed from person to person.

Dr Richard Moakes, from the University of Birmingham, says his formula could help bring the UK out of crippling lockdown restrictions.

Dr Moakes told the Telegraph : “As an over the shelf product, we have spoken to companies with a presence on the high street as we think they could distribute it effectively.

“Based on the product, it will be much quicker to get to the user than a novel drug.

“I am confident that the formulation can make an impact. Our goal is to make an impact as soon as possible, we would really like to see this happen by summer.”

They believe using the spray four times a day would be enough for general protection, and that it is safe to be applied every 20 minutes if in a high-risk, densely populated environment such as schools.

Sorry, buddy – I’ve already got pills and a powdered juice mix to protect me from the coronavirus.

It also keeps my dick as hard as a podium.