NYC: Sprinting Lunatic Slashes Tourist in the Face in Apparent Random and Unprovoked Attack

If you go to New York, you should expect to have your face slashed.

Why would anyone go to New York?

New York Post:

A deranged nutjob slashed a Danish tourist in the face in an apparently random attack on the Upper West Side Wednesday morning, according to sources.

The screwball was caught on camera dashing after the 55-year-old victim on West 86th Street off Columbus Avenue around 10:40 a.m., before he came up from behind and slashed the man across the left ear and cheek, the sources said.

He then allegedly sprinted off back the way he’d come without a word.

It comes as Manhattan was shaken this week by a string of violent stabbings carried out across Manhattan Monday by a single mad man, who left three people dead in the bloody rampage.

See: NYC: Homeless Man Goes on Stabbing Rampage, Kills 3

This guy isn’t even black.

He actually looks Jewish.

But anyone can go insane in a dystopian hellhole like New York.