Paranoid Harvard Jews Getting Self-Defense Lessons from UFC Fighter Jew

Natan Levy

Who knew there was a Jew in the UFC?

Who knew that the New York Post would promote the idea that Jews are going to become masters of martial arts in order to defend themselves from black people?

New York Post:

Harvard’s fighting antisemitism — one dropkick at a time.

A Jewish group at the Ivy League school got a lesson from UFC bruiser Natan Levy on how to battle hateful bullies — after the campus was hit with a wave of anti-Semitism, according to a report.

“There’s a perception that Jews are physically weak. We need strong Jews,” Harvard Chabad President Rabbi Hirschy Zarchi told the Crimson.

The hulking Israeli fighter — who boasts the nickname “Lethal” for his cut-throat mixed martial arts smackdowns — taught the college’s Chabad group a series of rear kicks, jab crosses, and wrist grabs during a self-defense class last week.

“[I] teach people to stand strong, to show confidence, to be proud of who they are, to never be ashamed of who they are and where they came from,” the 32-year-old fighter told the student paper.

This is actually hilarious because it is going to get Jews killed.

This is like teaching women that they can learn self-defense. Teaching women self-defense gives them confidence, and makes them think they can walk the streets alone and protect themselves if they are attacked. In actual reality, a woman can train for years and still get beat up by an out-of-shape fat guy in his fifties.

Jews are going to get killed trying to fight black people on the street.