Perverted Seal Found with Eel Stuck Up His Nose

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 8, 2018

In this modern age of absolute depravity, even animals are getting involved in sick shit.

I despise this seal.

ABC News:

Researchers have been left scratching their heads after a seal was found with an eel stuck up its nose in the north-western Hawaiian Islands.

An image taken this year of the seal’s predicament was shared earlier this week by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), which said it had seen the phenomenon three or four times.

“In the nearly 40 years that we have been working to monitor and protect endangered Hawaiian monk seals, we have only started seeing ‘eels in noses’ in the last few years,” it said.

Yes, why would it start now, I wonder.

I don’t wonder.

“We don’t know if this is just some strange statistical anomaly or if we will see more eels in seals in the future.”

Researchers said the eel may have gotten stuck trying to escape — Hawaiian monk seals forage by shoving their mouths and noses into coral reef crevasses, under rocks or into sand, looking for prey that like to hide.

Another option was the seal — which often throws up food — swallowed and then regurgitated the eel so it came out the wrong way.

The NOAA has since developed guidelines on how to remove the eels, after researchers first spotted one stuck in 2016.

“They get stuck in there really snug, so you have to restrain the seal and give the eel a firm tug to get it out,” The Guardian reported the NOAA’s lead scientist Charles Littnan as saying.

What is happening is that we are creating sick, perverse energies on earth, and these energies are affecting other humans and also animals.

There is a deranged lunacy heavy in the air, and no one is free from it.

Billions of people masturbating to sickening porno, then all of these faggots and other sickos – the seals pick up on those psychic vibes, start sucking eels up their noses.

It’s simple common sense, and yet idiot marine biologists just don’t get it.

We need to shut everything down, start throwing faggots off roofs, kill this seal.