PGA President Forced to Resign After Calling Ian Poulter a ‘Lil Girl’

Sven Longshanks
Daily Stormer
October 27, 2014

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The offending tweet, which caused Ted Bishop to be written out of PGA history.

The President of the PGA of America has been forced to resign after calling Ian Poulter ‘a little girl.’

Surely, if you wanted to prove that you were not a little girl, the last thing you would do is make a big fuss over it and cause someone to lose their job.

Surely, that is the very definition of behaving like a little girl.

Apparently the use of the term is inconsistent with the PGAs enrichment agenda.

Golf.com:

“The PGA of America understands the enormous responsibility it has to lead this great game and to enrich lives in our society through golf,” said PGA Chief Executive Officer Pete Bevacqua. “We must demand of ourselves that we make golf both welcoming and inclusive to all who want to experience it, and everyone at the PGA of America must lead by example.”

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Ted Bishop, former president of the American PGA.

Ted Bishop, the former president, then made this grovelling apology to little girls everywhere, who must have been absolutely mortified to realize that they were not equal in size, stature or intellect to grown men.

In part:

I want to apologize to Ian Poulter and anyone else that I might have offended with my remarks on social media that appeared on October 23, 2014. Particularly, I have great remorse that my comments contained the words “little girl” because I have always been a great advocate for girls and women in golf.

My two children, both girls, have made their careers in golf. I have a 4-year old granddaughter who I hope will someday play the game. In my 37-year career in golf, I have worked with many women to grow the sport and I have been a champion for inclusion and equal rights for women in golf.

Like a heretic Pharaoh, Bishop has now had his name scratched out forever from the past president’s list and will no longer become the honorary president.

Only unlike a heretic Pharaoh, all Bishop did was use a harmless and inoffensive phrase.

If only he had remembered to use foul language and curse Christ then he could have kept his position.

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Ian Poulter desperately trying to drown out the cries of ‘lil girl.’