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Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
June 20, 2019
With this move, trannies have officially become mainstream.
Thanks for that, Playboy.
Now the Boomers who still jack off to your awful magazine will think that it’s hot when their son comes home from his first semester at college and says that he’s going to begin transitioning.
RT:
Filipino-American model Geena Rocero will make history as the first Asian Pacific Islander to pose for a Playboy centerfold. She also happens to be transgender.
The 35-year-old model took to Instagram last week to announce the news to her followers.
Lads, I’m just going to come right out and say it: that’s a very passable trannyboy.
No one wants to talk about this, but I’m just going to go ahead and do it because it needs to be said: these trannies are beginning to look a lot like real women.
The science has developed rapidly.
We’ve got a Tranny Singularity on our hands where you just won’t be able to tell the difference anymore – and that’s going to lead to a lot of problems, to say the least.
Rocero, who will appear in Playboy’s August issue, said she hopes her success will inspire others.
“I feel that I’m making it possible for someone to reach for their biggest dreams just like the people who came before me,” she told Out.com.
Even RT is playing along and normalizing this by calling him by his preferred gender pronouns.
That’s how you know we’re fucked.
Now, to be fair, I’m not the best expert on ladyboys.
But I’ve legit had a tranny come straight up to me and grab my dick (through the shorts, chill) at a bar, and I legit didn’t notice anything was amiss until a more experienced friend intervened and yelled out, “yo, she’s got a dick, bro!”
It felt awful, man.
Like, I know it shouldn’t have been that big a deal… but I’ll be honest: it fucking shook me up, fam. I had this feeling of the walls closing in and this nauseous churning in my stomach as I lost feeling in my fingertips.
It made me realize just how on point that Ace Ventura clip by notorious tranny-hater Jim Carrey actually is.
We joke about a lot of things here on the Stormer, but trannies are no fucking joke.
Imagine what a guy who makes out with/sticks his dick into the front hole of a tranny will feel like if he learns the truth about who he is with.
Well, anybody but Mac that is.
They’ll go absolutely apeshit postal on the dude.
Seriously.
If we’re going to do the whole tranny thing as a society and porn mags like Playboy are actually going to normalize it, then OK, but can we at least for the sake of safety make them wear some kind of symbol on their clothes so that people can tell them apart?
Like, for the safety of both parties involved, wouldn’t it make sense to pass a law forcing trannies to have to sew a black triangle onto their clothes when they’re out and about in the club/bar/society or whatever.
It will save lives.
So many potential murder cases could be avoided if these trannies could just be reasonable and wear the black triangle.
But then, if they were reasonable, this wouldn’t be a problem to begin with, I suppose.
Every single Zoomer is going to have to become an expert at detecting tranny chameleons from afar.
Those who do not have a keen eye for mannish features will sleep with these trannies and then kill the tranny and/or themselves.
In other words, the Tranny Singularity will have far-reaching consequences for all post-industrial societies and needs to be discussed and debated before we go any further as a society. But no, we’re just going to do this thing now, and it’s going to be literal Hell on Earth and there’s really no stopping anything anymore, so just buckle up and watch the hilarity ensue.
