Pope Anus Appoints 3 Pro-Anal Prelates to Vatican Doctrinal Office in Honor of “Pride Month”

Well, I guess you can either accept this is real or pretend it isn’t actually happening.

People who choose the former option are forced to admit that Andrew Anglin was right again.

Do you remember when Anglin was saying that the Pope refusing to excommunicate the German priests doing those pseudo gay marriages meant that he supported it and would eventually announce it as official church policy? Do you remember people were saying “it will never happen”?

Then remember when it happened?

Now this nigger is celebrating “Pride Month” by appointing anal officials.

It’s gone too far.

It’s time to start demanding that your local priest defect from the anal Vatican and join the Russian Church.

Either we join the Russian Church, or we’re going to get all sorts of different things shoved up our asses.


Pope Francis appointed three prelates, known for their support for homosexuality, to the Vatican’s doctrinal office Saturday, just as LGBT groups were kicking off gay pride month.

Edward Pentin, a veteran Vatican journalist and author of The Next Pope, noted that the three men, two of whom are cardinals, have all been on the front lines in the push to relax the Church’s moral teaching on the evil of homosexual acts.

Portuguese Cardinal José Tolentino de Mendonça, who adopted a “Who am I to judge?” approach in his pastoral work with homosexuals in Lisbon, has been a public advocate for former sister Maria Teresa Forcades i Vila, notorious for her promotion of “queer theology.” Cardinal Tolentino wrote a preface to one of her books and invited her to speak at the launch of a book of his in 2016.

Cardinal José Tolentino de Mendonça: Just try to tell me this guy doesn’t molest boys. Try to tell yourself that. See if you can make yourself believe something that ridiculous, and then please contact me about a bridge I have for sale at a price you will not believe.

The second appointment was Cardinal Marcello Semeraro, who has reportedly turned his diocese of Albano into “the Italian capital of the Catholic-gay movement,” annually hosting the Forum of Italian LGBT Christians, which seeks to make the homosexual lifestyle fully accepted inside the Church. Semeraro also wrote the foreword to a book by Father Aristide Fumagalli (dubbed “the Italian version of Fr. James Martin”), which bore the title Possible Love — Homosexual Persons and Christian Morality.

The is the sound of the ride home with your dad after he caught you vaping.

The pope’s third nominee was Archbishop Bruno Forte of the Italian diocese of Chieti-Vasto, the author of sections on homosexuality in the controversial interim document of the first Synod on the Family in 2014 that attempted to open the door to acceptance of homosexual relationships in the Church. Forte made a stir in 2023 by inviting people to pray for those taking part in Gay Pride events in the month of June.

Here’s a question for you: is there any possible way that this can get better?

Without some kind of revolution?

Be honest.

Just be honest with yourself.

Does it look to you like this is just going to keep getting more and more extreme, until the shit happening at the Vatican is more extreme than what is happening at American elementary schools?

I just want to remind everyone: the Orthodox Church exists.

Just so you know.

It exists.