Pulled a Boehner: Speaker Just Resigned Over Controversy About the Pronunciation of His Name

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 25, 2015

John "Just Can't Take It Anymore" Boehner
John “Just Can’t Take It Anymore” Boehner

John Boehner has finally resigned his position, after ongoing controversy about the proper pronunciation of his last name.

He had recently released a video as to how to pronounce his name, but to no avail.

Instead, people continued to say the name as “boner,” which is slang for an erect penis.

In his resignation speech, Boehner said “I stand here proudly erect, not as the butt of some joke, but as a dignified man who simply cannot tolerate these misconceptions any longer.”

“Peace out, faggots,” he added, before leaving the stage.

Reuters:

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner, who struggled with repeated rebellions by conservatives during a tumultuous 5-year reign as the chamber’s top Republican, will step down from the speakership and leave the House at the end of October.

The Ohio lawmaker, 65, stunned Republican House members at a morning meeting on Friday with the announcement he will leave the top job in the 435-seat chamber and resign his seat effective on Oct. 30.

Boehner’s decision eased the threat of a government shutdown next week, with many Republicans saying they would forge ahead with a “clean” spending bill that does not withhold funding from the women’s reproductive health group Planned Parenthood, as threatened by conservatives who objected to the group’s abortion services.

Only the day before, Boehner, a Catholic, hosted Pope Francis for an address to Congress and broke down in tears as he stood with the pope to greet crowds on the Capitol’s West front.

Yeah, definitely puts the crying into context. Didn’t really make much sense that he was crying about whatever SJW Pope was babbling about.