RFK Jr. Texts Babysitter, Telling Her He’s Sorry If He Hurt Her Feelings

Previously: RFK Jr. Shrugs Off Babysitter Groping Accusations, Basically Admits It, Says He’s Done Way Worse Shit

RFK didn’t even rape this babysitter. He didn’t even jack off in front of her or anything.

Personally, if my kids had a hot babysitter, I would make 50 Shades of Gray look like Winnie the Pooh.

No, no, I joke. I wouldn’t do BDSM on the babysitter. I would rape her for years though.

All RFK did was ask the slut to oil his back.

A nigga’s back needs to be oiled, bitch.

Sorry.

Reuters:

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr has apologized to a former family babysitter who accused him of sexual assault, the woman told Reuters on Friday.

The woman, Eliza Cooney, told Vanity Fair in an article earlier this month that Kennedy groped her in the family kitchen when she was employed as a part-time babysitter in the late 1990s by Kennedy and his then-wife Mary Richardson.

I read your description of an episode in which I touched you in an unwanted manner,” Kennedy said in a text message sent to Cooney that was seen by Reuters. Reuters verified it was Kennedy’s cellphone number using TLOxp, a service that provides public and proprietary data.

I have no memory of this incident,” the text continues, “but I apologize sincerely for anything I ever did that made you feel uncomfortable or anything I did or said that offended you or hurt your feelings.”

“If I hurt you, it was inadvertent. I feel badly for doing so.”

This is sort of hilarious.

It’s much less gay than a public apology.

Personally, I would have accused the bitch of trying to have sex with me, and said “I’m a married man, and this slut is trying to oil me up!”