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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 4, 2015
The Daily Stormer is, in large part, satirical. However, this mission of ours is becoming more and more difficult, as the line between the real views of SJWs and the mockery of their views continues to thin.
Key example: feminists are complaining the Muppet, Kermit the Frog, has a new girlfriend who is not fat enough.
The Telegraph:
Kermit the Frog has been spotted out and about with a new lady, Denise, after splitting with his ex-girlfriend Miss Piggy last month.
In typical fashion, people on Twitter had a lot to say about Kermit’s new lady and, while he denies speculation they are romantically linked, the pictures appear to tell another story.
Many have expressed dismay that Kermit the Frog ditched the feminist and fuller-figured Miss Piggy for a younger, skinnier model, who has not yet expressed opinions on the works of Germaine Greer or bell hooks.
So, it is an outrage against fat women that a puppet frog would break-up with his fat pig girlfriend and become romantically linked to a less fat pig puppet. They also believe this new pig is too young for Kermit.
Actual thing.
We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets.
— Scamille (@scamille_crosby) September 1, 2015
Interesting, since Miss Piggy became a feminist she and kermit broke up and kermit is dating someone younger @ShortFatOtaku @michellevisage
— ❤Queeny❤ (@QueenyMartha) September 2, 2015
What kind of message are the Muppets sending now that Kermit dating a skinny pig? Jim Henson must be doing somersaults.
— Patrick Costello (@Dobro33H) September 2, 2015
Why does #Kermit's new girlfriend have a face like a Bratz doll, skinny legs, and no style?? Jim Henson would be turning in his grave
— Charlie Bond (@misscharliebond) September 2, 2015
#Kermit just seems like Woody Allen now; A neurotic, skinny frog taking advantage of naive piglets. #TeamPiggy
— Starina Johnson (@StarinaJohnson) September 2, 2015
Kermit getting a skinny pig broad totally defeats the "love your body the way you are" idea. Also over/under Kermey was on Ashely Madison?
— Sonia Z. (@thatchicksonia) September 2, 2015
How am I Supposed to Mock This?
In some ways, SJWs are making my job easier by saying in seriousness things I would have satirically implied they said.
At the same time, they are making my job less fun.
It’s a conundrum.
War Against Nature
Goofy as this situation is, we can see here the Marxist war against nature in full bloom.
It is natural for a man to want a younger, slimmer female, for the simple fact that such a female is more fertile, and fertility is the basis of sexual attraction (given – spoiler alert – that the purpose of sex is to produce children).
And that is what is triggering these SJWs. They hate the natural order.
They hate that Blacks and other brown people are less evolved, born with genetics that inhibit them from doing what Whites and Yellow Asians are capable of doing.
They hate that women are born without innate creativity, logic or morality.
They hate that the anus is biologically designed to be an exit, not an entrance.
They hate that the very first law of nature is that the strong shall dominate the weak.
They are at war not only with nature, but with God Himself.
And all of this hate comes from a single source: Jews.
And the only point at which it stops is when we stop it.
