Scotland Finally Getting Its First Ever Paki Prime Minister

It’s a great day for the Scots and an even greater day for Pakistan.

Finally, white Scotland will have to pay for their crimes against Pakistan, as a new brutal dictator takes hold of the nation.

The Guardian:

Humza Yousaf, who has become the first minority ethnic leader of the Scottish government, has had the advantage and the curse of being seen as the continuity candidate and Nicola Sturgeon’s unacknowledged favourite.

Of all three candidates, Yousaf, 37, was the only enthusiast for Sturgeon’s approach and earned by far the most endorsements from SNP parliamentarians and ministers, notably including Sturgeon’s deputy and closest political friend, John Swinney, himself a former leader of the party.

He observed that Yousaf, who has served alongside Swinney as health, justice and transport secretary, would “strengthen the SNP as a force for progressive change in Scottish politics”. Both men were co-signatories of Sturgeon’s formal nomination to be made first minister eight years ago.

While Sturgeon studiously avoided openly endorsing Yousaf – even waving him off when he leaned in to speak to her on Holyrood’s frontbench – the party’s Westminster leader, Stephen Flynn, and Flynn’s predecessor, Ian Blackford, quickly endorsed him.

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In many ways, Yousaf represents the “new Scotland” that Sturgeon and her predecessor, Alex Salmond, have sought to project through the SNP – and he is seen as the role model of an inclusive, multiracial country and an inclusive nationalism.

How is that paragraph real?

Everything these people write now sounds like a parody I wrote five years ago.

He is the grandson of a Punjabi immigrant who worked at a Singer sewing-machine factory in Clydebank in the 1960s, and his father became a successful accountant and SNP activist in south Glasgow, putting his son into the city’s Hutchesons’ Grammar private school. Two years ahead him at Hutchesons’ was another Asian-Scottish politician – Anas Sarwar, the Scottish Labour leader.

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Yousaf has faced racial abuse throughout his career, and also challenges during the campaign about alleged conflicts from his Muslim faith – Yousaf observes Ramadan fasts and attends mosque. He was accused of missing the final vote on same-sex marriage in 2014 after facing pressure from Muslim leaders, a charge that Yousaf denies.

Rishi Sunak, the streetshitter prime minister of Britain

Sturgeon is believed to have deliberately given Yousaf the toughest cabinet posts to harden him for leadership, and she has repeatedly defended his record, particularly on Scotland’s long NHS waiting lists and record delays in A&E departments. Labour argues that Yousaf has consistently botched his job and has “failed upwards”. He is prone to gaffes: perhaps exhausted by the relentless pace of the leadership campaign, in which he also openly declared himself as a republican, he jokingly asked a group of newly exiled Ukrainian women living in Scotland: “Where are all the men?”

Yeah, I’m sure he’s interested in those Ukraine sluts.

The Pakis are planning to breed with them and create a new Ukrohoholian-Pakistanian master race to rule over the enchanted isles with an iron fist.

Here he is yelling about how whites are evil: