Secret Cervix Agents Protecting Trump’s Ear Were Homeland Security Staff Who Took 2-Hour Webinar

Everyone just assumes the Trump “attempted assassination” is a conspiracy.

Leftists (and the Daily Stormer) are saying Trump never got shot and staged it himself, while rightists are saying the CIA did it.

It’s really a great thing that no one in America believes media narratives anymore, and immediately everyone on both sides goes to “this has to be some kind of conspiracy.”

New York Post:

Sen. Josh Hawley said he’s been informed by whistleblowers that most of the agents assigned to protect Donald Trump during the assassination attempt at his Butler, Pa., rally in July were Homeland Security personnel who had minimal protective training.

Instead of having dozens of Secret Service agents on his detail for the July 13 rally, Trump was mostly guarded by Homeland Security agents who only received online webinar training before the event, Hawley (R-Mo.) said in an interview on “Jesse Watters Primetime” Tuesday evening.

“A two-hour, online webinar. And I’m told that half the time, the sounds to the webinar didn’t even work,” Hawley claimed.

The Homeland Security agents were supposedly pulled off child exploitation cases and other investigations in order to serve on Trump’s protective detail — which was something they did not normally do, Hawley added.

This obviously was a conspiracy.

None of it makes any sense.

But basically everything is a conspiracy at this point.

Even if something isn’t a conspiracy, it’s better if people assume it is.