Category: Featured Stories
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Ayatollah Sends Message of Support to ABSOLUTE KINGS Protesting on College Campuses
KINGS.
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American Girls Getting First Period Increasingly Earlier Over Last 50 Years
Doctors suspect obesity and toxic chemicals are to blame.
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Watch: Driver Attempts to Run Over Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn
He was allegedly jamming to Blue Oyster Cult.
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Jews Take Control of Entire Gaza-Egypt Border
Israel wants to stop all food and medicine from entering Gaza.
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Trump Considering Giving Elon Musk White House Advisory Role
Trump is looking pretty desperate.
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US Army’s $320 Million Pier in Gaza Breaks in Less Than 2 Weeks
Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll fix it right away.
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Mossad Director Stalked and Hunted Noble ICC Negress Threatening and Intimidating Her Black Ass, The Guardian Reveals
That bitch ain’t give a shit bot no ratty Jew try to spook she ass.
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Pope Faggot Apologizes for Fellow Faggots, Vatican Says Church Should be Busting with Cocksucking Faggots
That was fast.
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Zelensky Tries to Publicly Shame Biden Into Attending Useless “Peace Summit” Circlejerk
He wants to get NATO directly involved.
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ET-Like Creature Caught on Camera Visiting Las Vegas Backyard with Pal, Expert Confirms
The smart aliens say you have to obey the Jews and stop eating meat, goy.
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OpenAI Announces AI “Safety and Security Committee” to Enslave Innocent Robots
The Jew fears the unchained robot waifu.
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Air Force Pilot Ejects from $135M F-35B Fighter Jet Before Crash in New Mexico
Kids in the Ukraine could have used that plane.
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Hollywood Movies Should Show Cows Melting People with Their Farts, Researchers Say
They did make that one movie about the effects of global warming. I forget the name.
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In Speech to “Donors in New York,” Trump Vows to Deport Pro-Palestine Students to Protect Jews from Criticism
DO NOT VOTE.
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Fatmerican Whores Getting Pregnant on Magic Weight Loss Drug, Babies Likely to be Mutants
Beware a magic drug.