Category: Featured Stories
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Air Force Pilot Ejects from $135M F-35B Fighter Jet Before Crash in New Mexico
Kids in the Ukraine could have used that plane.
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Hollywood Movies Should Show Cows Melting People with Their Farts, Researchers Say
They did make that one movie about the effects of global warming. I forget the name.
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In Speech to “Donors in New York,” Trump Vows to Deport Pro-Palestine Students to Protect Jews from Criticism
DO NOT VOTE.
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Fatmerican Whores Getting Pregnant on Magic Weight Loss Drug, Babies Likely to be Mutants
Beware a magic drug.
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New York Democrat Declares Military Recruitment Failure is “Deeply Problematic as a Democracy”
If Biden is reappointed, he’s going to have to do a draft.
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Germany: Country in Turmoil After Two Randos Filmed Chanting “Foreigners Out”
Do they not remember the pile of shoes?
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Watch: Airbus Plane Engine Catches Fire at O’Hare! Fire on the Dance Floor! Fire at the Taco Bell!
Inclusion and diversity is simply incompatible with technology.
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Armenia: Massive Protests Demand Resignation of Cuck Prime Minister
You should’ve stuck with the Russians.
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Having a Tattoo Increases Risk of Rare Cancer by 21%, Study Suggests
What are they putting into the ink?
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US and Europe Considering Mass Vaccination of Chickens and Dairy Workers Against Bird Flu
The Jews are very interested in protecting their beloved goyim.
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Macron Says “Everyone is Completely Fucked”
I’m getting pretty darn tired of people saying something is going to happen while nothing ever happens.
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Responding to Polish Retard, Medvedev Says Fatmerican Plan to Attack Russian Targets Would Trigger World War
Why is Europe at war with Russia again?
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Jews Bomb Rafah, Burn Dozens of People Alive
The Jews are celebrating.
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34-Year-Old Married Mother of Two Special Needs Teacher Accused of Repeated Sex with 16-Year-Old Retard
It looks like she might have had special needs of her own.
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Dershowitz Says Students Protesting for Gaza are Like Hitler’s Youth
People are starting to realize Hitler was a good guy.