Category: Featured Stories
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Brooklyn High School Shuts Down to Become Migrant Shelter
High school is retarded anyway.
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Used-Up Skank Finds Girls Elvis Dated When They Were 14, All Still Love Him
Elvis was the best thing about America.
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Substack Removes Several Newsletters After Campaign to Ban “Nazi” Content
They allegedly only banned a few small ones that “incited to violence.”
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Keev Orders 50,000 Women’s Military Uniforms
If a woman ever pointed a gun at me, I would slap it out of her hands and rape her.
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The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet from the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
People claiming that the ETF approval was “already built in” to the price proved to be retards.
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France: Jewess Prime Minister Gets Replaced with Jew Faggot
France’s youngest ever prime minister.
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New York Post Report on Jew Tunnels
You can imagine what they were really up to down there.
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South Korea to Enforce Ban on Production and Sale of Dog Meat by 2027
People think only the Chinese eat dogs.
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Memetic Monday was Always on Tuesdays
It was a rough Monday, folks.
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Secret Jew Tunnels Contain Filthy Mattress, Apparently from Some Sickening Ritual
This will give you nightmares.
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Missouri: Cops Arrest 16-Year-Old’s Father for Allowing Son to Have Sex with Female Teacher
When will the madness end???
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Lululemon Founder Condemns Gross Fat Black People in Company’s Ads
Many companies are backing away from putting ugly people in ads as the memory of George Floyd fades.
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Biden Drags Up Dylann Roof Story, Says Trump is Dylann Roof, Responsible for the Civil War
Who is writing these talking points?
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Japan: One-Third of All Unmarried Adults Under 50 Have Never Dated
Tonikaku Kawaii hasn’t had any effect yet.
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“Pro-Palestine” People Blocking Roads Actually Funded and Organized by Jews, Rockefellers
Blocking traffic makes people hate you and your cause.