Category: US
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ESPN Fired Award-Winning Exec After 25 Years Because Anonymous Sluts Accused Him of Joking Around
Surprisingly, he was not accused of horseplay.
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Luigi Facing “Federal Murder Charge,” May Face Death Penalty
Women are saying he should be freed, and I believe it.
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Government Officials Continue Claiming the Drones are “Foreign”
It’s gay and retarded.
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Montana: State Supreme Court Invents “Right to Stable Climate”
The children are alarmed about what the weather’s gonna be like in 30 years.
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Tennessee: Pizzeria Targeted for Eradication After Refusing to Cater to “Faggot Marriage”
Faggots do this all the time.
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Hero Cop Who Snuffed Out the Life of a Worthless Nigger May Get New Trial
Convicted twice for the same crime, by the way.
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41% of American Young People Think Luigi’s Drastic Actions Were “Acceptable”
Bringing the country together.
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Bird Flu Hoax: Virus Mania Heats Up as Louisiana Resident Supposedly Infected, California Declares Emergency
Maybe the drone hoax is cover for launching another virus hoax?
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The Drone Hoax Continues
I bore of this hoax especially.
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Disney Removes Tranny Storyline from Upcoming Pixar Series
Deadpool 3 strikes again.
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US State Department Facing Lawsuit Claiming Funding Israel Violates Human Rights Law
Rules are only for the goyim.
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San Francisco Hires Mexican Lardbeast to Combat “Weight Stigma”
MAKE DIABETES GREAT AGAIN!
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Luigi Now Being Charged with “Terrorism”
It’s not terrorism.
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Sales of Nuclear Bunkers Increasing Despite Critics Warning They’re Not Going to Work
The CEO of one of the companies making these bunkers says the lockdowns, the Ukraine conflict, and the war in Gaza have driven sales.
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Trump Says Turkey’s Overthrow of Syria was an Unfriendly Action
I don’t know what this is supposed to imply.