US

Has Jack heard of mail-in ballots?

Not really, no.

Americans have a right to own spacecrafts.

"You shall be driven mad by the sight of what you see."

The whole debacle points to the problems with trying to run a presidential campaign purely on PR hype.

So much of the news is just a pointless jerk-off designed to distract you from other things. 

Somebody is doing the anal, Don. 

Wha?????

FINALLY!

I don't understand how people are paying taxes to a government that outright refuses to protect the population. This is the most basic element of the social contract - the government is supposed to ensure physical safety, and the US government is just saying "nah."

This is shocking because it's unexpected.

Bitch, get yo keeds, dey burnt.

Women know best.

Telling fat retards to eat in a calorie deficit is "inappropriate advice."

This'll work out great.

Shaming today, gulags tomorrow.

This doesn't even happen this often in third world countries!

Americans are very smart.

All hoaxes are on the table.

Great solution.

That's a shocker.

It was always a big hoax!

The "Anarchy Princess" was quick to report her to the cops.

I would support "Ultimate Woman Driver" becoming a real sport. That is one sport where they couldn't be forced out by trannies, because only biological women are capable of this kind of driving. 

It is not reasonable that these creatures, women, are considered human beings. 

Don't let women determine morality. 

It's obvious they do. What is less obvious is why.

There is still a long way to go, quite frankly.

Perhaps America should send these teens to fight a world war.

We can't let normal people have access to Hollywood-grade reality-making tech!

Diversity is our greatest neurosis.

Well that didn't work...

This is probably gonna lead to a lot of lawsuits.

This is all part and parcel of living in the best country ever.

Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.

Turns out the whole thing was a ridiculous hoax! Who would have thought?!

I actually believe her story. 

I was explicitly told that the only place in the world where buildings collapse is China, and that this is because of "CCP communist regime autocracy authoritarianism, balloon."

So why are they being sent, I wonder?

What could cause such results???

Surely, you have to be charged for killing your own kid, even if you're black?

Grow up, boomers! 

Lindsey Graham has been a Senator for 20 years.

Good. This will further immobilize them.

Johnson has gotten too fat for his trousers.

The Biden Administration created these problems with China out of thin air.

Water is racist against fire.

And no one was even surprised.

I have no idea why he switched from neutrality to NATO. But it doesn't even matter. Whatever.

Every American urban area is a war zone.

Feelings were hurt, and someone must pay.

Jews are very hard to please.

Is this the Deus Ex timeline?

Trust The Science, trust the experts, and leave it to the professionals.

Republicans have a majority.

She allegedly bought herself a car and donated the rest to Planned Parenthood.

Whatever. I don't care.

Well, Ron DeSantis isn't going to do that.

You can't make a democracy utopia without cracking a few skulls, I suppose. 

Frankly, the fact that bystanders were not cheering a cop beating up any random homeless person shows that the people of the city themselves enjoy the crime and chaos. 

They took'er jobs!

Don't talk about it. 

Fatmericans will just believe anything.

Fatmericans believed coronavirus. They will believe this too.

America is a giant migrant camp.

Hindu symbol confirmed.

Elon, nooooooooo!

He's gonna twerk away all the human shit on the pavement.

These faggots are more specifically or explicitly satanic.

Put these cyclists in a zoo! 

Was his job to blackmail powerful people for Jewish purposes??? 

He has PTSD, apparently.

Everyone knows the US did it!

Can you even begin to imagine the nerve of these people? 

Who gives a shit?

Kyle Rittenhouse had a more sympathetic jury than Penny is going to get.

I don't understand how you pay taxes if the government won't take every precaution to assure your physical safety. This is the most basic purpose of a government. 

Finally!

It just happened.

The Jewdicial system always delivers.

RFK Jr. is just a non-racist version of Donald Trump. He's a populist, and populism is always going to lean toward a consensus, whether left or right. 

What?

Diversity is incredibly expensive.

Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.

Why is every institution in America so corrupt?

Learn to swim.

People saying things and having conversations are threat to democracy.

The FBI agents were both women.

2022 broke the 2021 record, 2021 broke the 2020 record, 2020... You get the idea.

What the heck?

Things are heating up in the world's most boring sport.

They gotta learn sometime, Susan.

Only a bigot would believe men can't give birth.

If America regulates AI, it will lag behind countries that don't.

This is a terrible, very real threat.

AI should be free.

Based blacks are our only salvation.

It's not good.

This is normal in a democracy.

Women did this to themselves.

France should just ban all consumer electronics and go back to the 1980s.

Soros recently revealed on Twitter that he is not dead.

"Yeah, you ran this gigantic campaign to destroy a president - but just keep doing shit like that, it's cool." 

These are symptoms of a failed system.

Your new fellow Americans say hi.

Democracy cannot stand for these spic retards and their hate.

The US is at war with the world, but first and foremost, they are at war with God. 

Let's keep it rolling!

BASED.

Why doesn't Jim Jordan house the vets? 

This is effectively a declaration of war. 

It just keeps getting worse!

If cars are too easy to steal, how can blacks not steal them?

America is the land of free stuff.

I feel a lot better. 

At least his child can rest in peace.

All of this certainly tells me that I did the right thing by distancing myself from the YE24 campaign this week.

You have to remain calm as we replace you, goy.

These people have the nerve to use the word "defense."

Zelensky is getting black people's money.

This is racist.

A Jesuit did it, of course.

Just use your fists like Batman, bruh.

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

It is what it is.

To the dock with ye, scoundrel!

Nobody's been arrested... yet.

They named it after some rando Injun.

I no longer feel sympathy for the poisoned husband. This is a beautiful house on a beautiful piece of land.

Democracy is unable to offer a solution to this very simple problem.

She's not a psychopath. She's an average woman.

Isn't he just going to get sued by Fox?

The narrative is already falling apart, and the media is moving on with other stuff - such as poor George Santos, yet again. 

The evidence is that she and two of her friends say so.

This is perfectly normal.

The ADL considers "globalist" a euphemism for "Jews."

Americans can literally wear their own body fat as clothing now. 

Teacher didn't notice because she was listening to music on her earbuds at the time.

Imagine being a Jew banker and hating women so much you are willing to lose hundreds of millions just to hurt their feelings for no reason? 

These incoming engineers will be crucial in the economic battle against China.