Category: US
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Judge Decides The Onion’s Purchase of Infowars was Not Legit
This isn’t really over.
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Judge to Decide If The Onion Can Buy Infowars Following Shady Auction Supported by Sandy Hoaxsters
It was just a big scam.
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Lindsey Graham Already Moving to Fire-Up Second Syrian War
Of course he’s talking about ISIS.
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BLM Leader Calls for “Black Vigilantes” After Daniel Penny Gets Acquitted
Does he really understand what a vigilante is?
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26-Year-Old Italian Arrested for Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO
Now that it’s out there that you can hunt a CEO on the streets, it’s likely people will start doing it.
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“Pigs Can’t Fly”: Sullivan Says Hoholistan Failed to Send Enough Pilots for F-16 Training
IQ gap!
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One of America’s Most Famous Mutilators Gets Sued by Girl She Mutilated
Child mutilation should probably have some kind of consequences.
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After Zelensky Meeting, Trump’s Promise to Cut Aid to the Ukraine Now a “Possibly, Probably”
To be fair, he does look to be exhausted by that nagging negress.
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After Bibi, Biden Also Takes Credit for the Fall of Syria
Syria is going to look like Libya in a few months and he’ll regret these statements.
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California: Badge-Nigger Crashes Motorcycle Into Bystanders While Trying to Show Off, Injures 10
The blacks are right about the cops.
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Trump Claims He’ll Pardon All J6ers “On Day One”
I’ll have to see it to believe it.
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Report: US to Deploy Hypersonic Missiles in Europe and Asia
To point at Russia, of course.
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Former Ukrainian Foreign Minister Wins Senior Fellowship at Harvard
Why isn’t he on the front lines, taking back Crimea?
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Judge Gives Jews a Free Penny
It was predictable that they would not convict him of manslaughter, but he’s still facing years in prison if convicted.
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Allegation: Israeli President Allegedly Called Elon Musk to Try to Get Him to Convince Trump to Negotiate with Hamas
This is most likely fake news.