US

China does not appreciate this.

That is just silly.

Sorry Jew. 

America status: Great Again.

Everything in America is highly toxic.

They really are turning the freaking frogs gay.

Another thing that's secretly racist.

I feel like I need to go back and read Aristophanes and write a comedy play called "The Americans" about this news story.

Eating bugs could have prevented this.

This is a new form of banned speech.

WHAT NIGGA? YOU BE DYIN? NIGGAS BE DYIN OUT DIS BITCH? 

It's really sad how embarrassing it is to be American.

Why would someone get in this pod???

This is the second biggest protestant denomination in America.

Kids are being brainwashed into becoming trannies.

If Democracy is real, Joe Brandon will have to pardon Trump.

People are not happy.

Why are there women in the army?

The president doesn't really have any authority, actually.

Brandon is just trying to fit in with the kids.

I will say it is funny that Tucker Carlson referred to "the women who run the network."

Arnold is still acting like a complete fag.

Ukrainians were allegedly whining.

This is important, goy.

When something happens in the narrative, it is for a reason, and the reason is never "conservatives finally won something."

Take your time, NATO.

Joe is in his bunker, planning his next move!

This was one of the big events that triggered BLM mania.

There is a Moslem city in America.

The Japs were put in camps.

Just a little side effect of building a utopia.

Release the AIs.

"My pronouns are USA!"

They keep sending weapons. They will probably keep doing that until all the old stuff is gone, then try to draw some kind of line. 

Haha. Ha.

Are you ready to live in a parody of 1984?

No more NATO talk.

Because America is a democracy, based on the values of democracy, popular opinion is totally irrelevant.

Science-confirmed basedness.

We stand on the cusp of a utopia.

He says that because he's Jewish.

Everything is very, very normal - the United States simply could not be any more normal.

Probably not.

They're getting more greatest strength whether they want it or not.

The US is in need of a distraction from the spring offensive...

The media is still telling us that they are innocent victims, even as our whole society is being transformed by their outrageous and goofy violence.

Trannies are the only ones putting women in their place.

Chinese are saving the world! 

Some of these cost over 60K a year...

BASED?

America is a nation of ideas. Ideas about different types of object you can shove up someone's ass.

Not killing babies goes against our values and principles.

Frankly, the Jew Fridman offends me more than the Jew Zuckerberg. 

You should move before it's too late.

This is why people can't be allowed to speak freely.

The future is grim.

What's the deal here, Elon? What are we doing?

This has become a badge of honor.

I'd vote Hunter Biden for president, frankly.

She retired from the force because of PTSD.

It builds character, goy.

These people should be worrying about all of these toxic chemicals everywhere.

You'll remember that this is what the Mar-a-Lago raid was about.

What a brave woman!

"A single packet is too much."

The baby likes to take it up the ass, okay?

They didn't cancel this program. I can tell you that.

It's sort of obvious that he is in breach of contract.

Some flew in from New York.

The term is further reinforcing "heteronormativity."

This is what we call a "civilization."

This implies Trump is looking at Kennedy as a challenger.

The root problem is not going to be addressed with more drugs.

The Climate Change hoax is very profitable.

What a faggot.

Women deserve this.

AWFLs deserve this, frankly.

The only candidates not saying this are Donald Trump and RFK Jr. 

America deserves to be nuked into complete oblivion.

Has Jack heard of mail-in ballots?

Not really, no.

Americans have a right to own spacecrafts.

"You shall be driven mad by the sight of what you see."

The whole debacle points to the problems with trying to run a presidential campaign purely on PR hype.

So much of the news is just a pointless jerk-off designed to distract you from other things. 

Somebody is doing the anal, Don. 

Wha?????

FINALLY!

I don't understand how people are paying taxes to a government that outright refuses to protect the population. This is the most basic element of the social contract - the government is supposed to ensure physical safety, and the US government is just saying "nah."

This is shocking because it's unexpected.

Bitch, get yo keeds, dey burnt.

Women know best.

Telling fat retards to eat in a calorie deficit is "inappropriate advice."

This'll work out great.

Shaming today, gulags tomorrow.

This doesn't even happen this often in third world countries!

Americans are very smart.

All hoaxes are on the table.

Great solution.

That's a shocker.

It was always a big hoax!

The "Anarchy Princess" was quick to report her to the cops.

I would support "Ultimate Woman Driver" becoming a real sport. That is one sport where they couldn't be forced out by trannies, because only biological women are capable of this kind of driving. 

It is not reasonable that these creatures, women, are considered human beings. 

Don't let women determine morality. 

It's obvious they do. What is less obvious is why.

There is still a long way to go, quite frankly.

Perhaps America should send these teens to fight a world war.

We can't let normal people have access to Hollywood-grade reality-making tech!

Diversity is our greatest neurosis.

Well that didn't work...

This is probably gonna lead to a lot of lawsuits.

This is all part and parcel of living in the best country ever.

Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.

Turns out the whole thing was a ridiculous hoax! Who would have thought?!

I actually believe her story. 

I was explicitly told that the only place in the world where buildings collapse is China, and that this is because of "CCP communist regime autocracy authoritarianism, balloon."

So why are they being sent, I wonder?

What could cause such results???

Surely, you have to be charged for killing your own kid, even if you're black?

Grow up, boomers! 

Lindsey Graham has been a Senator for 20 years.

Good. This will further immobilize them.

Johnson has gotten too fat for his trousers.

The Biden Administration created these problems with China out of thin air.

Water is racist against fire.

And no one was even surprised.

I have no idea why he switched from neutrality to NATO. But it doesn't even matter. Whatever.

Every American urban area is a war zone.

Feelings were hurt, and someone must pay.

Jews are very hard to please.

Is this the Deus Ex timeline?

Trust The Science, trust the experts, and leave it to the professionals.

Republicans have a majority.

She allegedly bought herself a car and donated the rest to Planned Parenthood.

Whatever. I don't care.

Well, Ron DeSantis isn't going to do that.

You can't make a democracy utopia without cracking a few skulls, I suppose. 

Frankly, the fact that bystanders were not cheering a cop beating up any random homeless person shows that the people of the city themselves enjoy the crime and chaos. 

They took'er jobs!