Man, I don't even know what's going on.
Read More »Joe Fingerbanger Frustrated That Donald Trump Not Involved in Global Interracial Gang Bang
At least Infinity Cunt defends him.
Read More »Police Hunting Man Who Wore a Klan Hood in a Supermarket, Because I Guess That’s Illegal Now Somehow
Joke police are going big.
Read More »US Treasury to Borrow $3 Trillion, Five Times What It Borrowed in 2008, And Counting
Someone has to pay for that corona bailout, and that someone is you.
Read More »Shootout at Dollar General: Blacks Kill Security Guard Who was Enforcing Infinity Cunt’s Brutal Law
Cunt Gretchen will keep you safe - no matter how many die!
Read More »Wendy’s Stops Selling Burgers Due to Meat Shortages
Where's the beef?
Read More »Police Brutality in NYC: Do Social Distancing or Brown-Skinned Cops Will Beat You Up
This police state is just rolling out on you now.
Read More »When the Urbanite Began to Hate: East Coast Uprising Begins in Boston
Now is the time to act...!
Read More »Department of Justice Sides with Virginia Pastor – What About the Rest of Us?
Great job giving this guy his rights, DoJ! Only 320-odd-million people to go!
Read More »Americans Now Preparing to Hunt for Food as They Begin to Grasp the Gravity of This Situation
So, we're at this stage already. Excellent.
Read More »Protesters Send Mommy Birx Into a State of Devastating Worry
As we look forward to the dawn of a new order.
Read More »Governor Cunt Calls Anti-Lockdown Protesters Racists
Whose mommy are you, cunt? Not mine! Maybe the blacks???
Read More »CNN Says Lockdown Lifestyle May be Eternal, Vaccine May Never Come
Even if they build a new economy, normal life is never going to be the way it used to be.
Read More »Oklahoma City Mask Faggot Backs Off of Masks Rule After Threats
You do not need a mask.
Read More »Virus Hysteria: 40% of Americans Say They’ll Avoid Public Spaces After Lockdown Ends
The power of the media is pretty impressive.
Read More »Joe Biden is Going Down for This Fingering Hoax
It's nipples time, baby.
Read More »Kansas City Orders Churches to Keep Lists of Attendees as New World Order Mass Spying System is Born
We're in for a rough ride here, lads.
Read More »After Soccer Dykes Have Their Hoax Lawsuit Thrown Out, Biden Vows to Extort FIFA
How is this real life?
Read More »BDSM Governor “Nipples” Cuomo Threatens Coronavirus with “Extreme Sodomy”
We must bring the death toll to below zero.
Read More »Michigan Pilot Writes “F U” to Top Cunt Across the Sky
Safety first, pigs.
Read More »Joe Biden Refuses to Believe All Women
This is sexism at its finest, folks.
Read More »California Lawn Ornaments Rise Up Against Newsom’s Beach Tyranny
Safety must come first - even before your worthless life!
Read More »Famous Actor Dies of Coronavirus
No one deserves to die.
Read More »Scumbag Mitt Romney Demands More Money for TikTok Nurses as Body Bag Dance Video is Released
"TikTok dancing is hazardous" says Romney.
Read More »Trump Blames China for Hacking His Re-Election, Wonders About UFOs; Joe Biden Endorses Pete Buttigieg
We're hitting levels of Democracy that shouldn't even be possible.
Read More »Michigan: Patriots Rush the Government with Weapons, Demand Governor Cunt Knock It Off
These cunts can go back to one of the coasts, we do not want this safety bullshit in the Midwest.
Read More »As Nasty Newsom Closes the Beaches, One California Town Rebels Against the Lockdown
All of California is Newsom's lawn, the people mere lawn ornaments in his deadly game of safety enforcement.
Read More »Trump Promoting Wuhan Lab Coronavirus Bioweapon Theory Openly Now
I think Elon Musk should be president.
Read More »Trump Attacks Sweden for Doing “No Lockdown” Even After WHO Praised the Swedish Strategy
When countries lift their lockdowns, they'll eventually reach the point Sweden is at right now.
Read More »Joblessness Claims Now Over 30 Million
This is what the beginning of the end of everything you know looks like.
Read More »It Begins: Media Saying the Death Count is Much Higher Than the Official Hoax Numbers
They can tell you whatever they want to tell you. Dissent is banned.
Read More »LOL: Michigan Court Rules That Ultra-Cunt’s Lockdown Doesn’t Violate the Constitution!
There is no law anymore.
Read More »Fed Chairman: “This is the Worst Economy in History”
Welp.
Read More »Experts Say Lockdown Should Last Until July, Americans Say They’ll Lose Their Minds in June
Get ready for more lockdown.
Read More »Tucker Reports on YouTube’s Deletion of Doctors’ Anti-Lockdown Press Conference
You're going to regret all of this.
Read More »Americans Lining Up for Food Handouts as You Begin to Understand Just How Serious This Situation Is
If only you knew how bad it is going to be.
Read More »Mike “Faggot’s Bane” Pence Doesn’t Need No Gay Mask
I wish the Trump Administration was doing more to push back against this hoax. But I'll take what I can get.
Read More »Georgia’s Partial Reopening of the Economy Causes Zombie Apocalypse, Millions Confirmed Dead
We must continue the lockdowns indefinitely otherwise all of America will look like Georgia.
Read More »Fox News Cuts Ties with BASED BLACKS Diamond and Silk for Questioning Coronavirus Hoax
This is pure racism.
Read More »CDC Woman Says We Have to Get Rid of Whites Because Dumb Brown People Love Vaccines
As always, the solution is to exterminate white people.
Read More »ER Doctor Gets Coronavirus, Recovers Easily, Kills Herself Over Lockdown Stress
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Doctors Now Injecting Estrogen and Progesterone Into Male Coronavirus Patients
Going tranny could help men survive coronavirus, according to doctors.
Read More »Meat Shortages by the End of the Week, Probably
Is this what you wanted?
Read More »The Media Thinks the Lockdown Will be the Killshot for Donald Trump
This is an outrage.
Read More »Famed Ecologist Says Evil Gooks Caused the Coronavirus by Eating Wild Animals
Wait this isn't racist anymore?
Read More »The Lockdown and Economic Collapse is the Result of a Society That Respects Women
This is what women have wrought.
Read More »White House: Unemployment Rate is 16% (And This Hasn’t Even Gotten Started)
I'm very frustrated, having said all of this, and then being forced to just sit here and watch it all unfold in slow motion.
Read More »Mommy Brix: Social Distancing Will Last Through Summer
This is what happens when you give women authority over your system.
Read More »Loli Vegan Dictatorship Confirmed – US Meat Plants Shutting Down, Pork Production Down One Third, Beef Prices Soar
She isn't the revolutionary loli dictator we asked for. But she's the revolutionary loli dictator we deserve.
Read More »Holy Heck: Navy Wants Whining Faggot Who Went Hysterical Reinstated as Ship Captain
This is incredible! We're supposed to fight China with a bunch of babies???
Read More »The Media Seems to Not Like Donald Trump Very Much
For people who work in the media, everything is an opportunity to attack Donald Trump.
Read More »New York State has 4 Times the Death Toll of Sweden
More evidence that the lockdown increases the spread of the virus.
Read More »Democrats Mad McConnell Told States to File for Bankruptcy
We're probably all going to starve to death, lol.
Read More »Trump Should Have Doubled Down on Telling People to Mainline Bleach, That Would Have Been Alpha AF
The alpha move would have been to double down and tell the media "why don't you try it first and see how it goes, okay? Get back to me on that. Next question."
Read More »The Media is Using 1993 Rape Hoax to Pull the Rug Out on Biden, Preparing for the Dawn of Nipples Cuomo
Enter the Dawn of the Age of Nipples.
Read More »Georgia Opens Most Businesses – Let’s See If Everyone Dies
The rest of the country is going to demand this as well. The jig is up.
Read More »CDC Adds Six New Symptoms to Official Coronavirus Symptoms List
These people are really desperate to pad their already fake death numbers.
Read More »Support for the Coronavirus Lockdown Shows a Line Between the Wealthy and the Working Man
Like with immigration, the rich are using this lockdown to signal their moral superiority.
Read More »Peak Capitalism: Farms Destroy Food They Can’t Sell to Restaurants as Food Banks Empty Out
If you starve to death, it will be your personal fault.
Read More »New Spontaneous Vegan Youth Movement to Save the World from Cow Farts has 25 Chapters in 10 Countries in Under 2 Weeks
Let the children lead the way!
Read More »House Gives the Okay on Flushing Another Half Trillion Down the Toilet
How long can the money printer go "brrr" before it starts going "kkkzzzkzzzzggggkkkkgggggkkkkzzzz"?
Read More »Black Guy Shoots Unarmed Teen Stepson to Death for Questioning the Lockdown
My African Americans...!
Read More »81-Year-Old Yenta Fag-Hag Vegas Mayor Chosen by CNN to Represent People Who Want to Open the Country
This is just a way to smear anyone talking sense.
Read More »Lockdown Protests: Healthcare Worker Cunts Clash with People Who Think They Have Rights
Healthcare workers say you don't have rights, and they're the boss of you.
Read More »Dr. Donald: Trump Wants to Put Ultraviolet Light Inside People’s Bodies, Inject Them with Disinfectant
This could work.
Read More »Circus America: Idaho Woman Arrested for Letting Kids Play in the Park
It is fitting that we are implementing the dumbest conceivable tyranny.
Read More »Trump is Now Attacking Georgia for… Reopening.
Donald, please.
Read More »California: Control Freak Whores Fill Skate Park with Sand, Dirt Bikers Take It Over
DOWN WITH THE (WO)MAN!
Read More »Meat Shortage in Two Weeks – How Long Will We Have Any Food at All?
The solution is more immigration.
Read More »Trump’s “Immigration Ban” is Totally Fake, Jew Media Still Acts Like He Just Fired Up the Gas Chamber
It will be fun to watch this entire pro-immigration narrative collapse in on itself.
Read More »Are These Mega-Corporations Going to Give Back the Money They Looted from the Small Business Loan Program?
I suspect that they are probably not going to give back the money.
Read More »Trump Cucks on Immigration Ban, Only Suspending Green Cards (Which the State Department Already Did)
Ah-ha, the Jews got us again.
Read More »Beto O’Rourke is Legitimately Unhinged, Attacks Trump for Trying to Deport His House Servants
Honestly, "don't you dare try to take my house servants" is probably as good a narrative as any.
Read More »Senate Intelligence Committee Says Russia for Sure Got Trump Elected
I just wish it would end.
Read More »New York Revolt: People Spam De Blasio’s Corona Snitch Hotline with Pictures of Their Dicks
This is the normiest of normies pushing back.
Read More »Weird Trey Gowdy is Back, Now Looks Like Lesbian Seagull
Great look, Trey.
Read More »Trump Suspends ALL Immigration to the US!
TRUMP DELIVERS!
Read More »Japan Bails Out Hookers as Americans Fantasize About UBI
A hooker is a small business and the gooks are bailing them out.
Read More »Colorado: Lockdown Protesters Clash with Rude, Entitled Healthcare Workers
People want their freedom back.
Read More »Social Distancing May Remain Until 2022, According to Harvard Researchers
Are you lonely?
Read More »Will the Economic Collapse Lead to a Marxist Utopia?
As the economic collapse becomes a topic of public discussion, reddit cope narratives have begun to emerge.
Read More »Bro Dude Bro Weed Bro
Cool bro.
Read More »Trump Says the Vile Governors Have Gone Too Far with Their Stupid Flu Hoax!
These people should be arrested, Trump! THEY TOOK OUR FREEDOMS!
Read More »Fauci Tells Goyim to Shut Their Filthy Mouths, Stop Resisting
These people pushing this stuff believe they have a divine right to rule over you, due to their vast superiority.
Read More »Bill Gates Says He Can Write Checks Faster Than the Government for Coronavirus Vaccine
What a creep.
Read More »As Flu Season Ends, Walmart Starts Requiring Employees to Wear Masks
Yeah, okay.
Read More »After Protests, Governor Newsom Bizarrely and Falsely Claims That People Still Have Rights
The military is going to be released on the streets and there will be no more pretext of "you still have rights though."
Read More »With Flu Season Over, “Coronavirus” Deaths Tapering Off
Shocking.
Read More »Ramblin’ Joe Biden Couldn’t Remember What Year 9/11 Happened
Biden's caretakers need to stop letting him go on TV.
Read More »Bro You’re Not Even Allowed in Canada
We have enough Canadians here.
Read More »Trump Foments Uprising Against the Satanic Pedophile Virus Regime
IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN???
Read More »Bizarre Realms: Maryland Introduces Weird Last Name Based Scheme to Cut Down on Grocery Store Traffic
Genius.
Read More »Dr. Phil is the Only Other Guy Who Isn’t Completely Full of Shit
At least someone other than me and Tucker are on it.
Read More »After Whining That Trump Said He Could Override Governors, Jews Whine He Isn’t Overriding Governors
They want to be able to blame the orange man for this.
Read More »Corona Eviscerates The Hollywood Reporter, Turns One Hundred Professional Gossipers Out Into the Streets
How will we survive without this vital information about celebrities?
Read More »Coronavirus Relief Bill Gave $70.3 Billion in Tax Breaks to 43,000 Millionaires, Average of $1.6 Million Each
That's $70.300.000.000, for an average of $1.600.000 per person, this year.
Read More »McVirus Deluxe: Trump Introduces Fantastical Scheme That Means You Have to Stay Locked Up
And basically, you just have to stay at your house forever.
Read More »Washington, New York, Virginia, Kansas and Idaho Extend Lockdowns
It seems that this is only the beginning.
Read More »People Protest Lockdown in Michigan, North Carolina, Ohio, Utah and Wyoming
This could end up making things worse.
Read More »100% of Coronavirus Cases in Boston Shelter Have No Symptoms
This virus is a joke.
Read More »Obummer Endorses Creepy Uncle Joe
Uncle Joe wants to turn the whole country into a safe space for snowflakes.
Read More »The Money the Government Allocated to Bail Out Small Businesses is All Gone
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Tucker Tries to Cave in Head of Jersey Governor, Finds It’s Already Caved In
This interview is an instant classic.
Read More »No Refunds Bernie Blames Lying Press for Campaign Failure
He should just go directly to blaming Chinese hackers.
Read More »Average American Watches 8 Hours of Movies and Series Per Day During Lockdown
Watching TV is people's new job now.
Read More »Apple Introduces Cheap iPhone for All the People About to be Poor
Yeah sure, people can just buy $400 phones instead of $600 phones lol.
Read More »Michigan: Protests Against “Vile Cunt” Governor Shutting the Whole Bitch Down
This is what happens when you let vile cunts rule you.
Read More »Big Pop Pop Bill Gates Condemns America’s Evil Step-Father Donald Trump for Cutting WHO Funding
We need to give our real daddy, Bill Gates, total control of American government policy.
Read More »Good Headline, CNN. Good Hustle.
The media is not giving an inch on anything.
Read More »The People Who Lost Their Houses in the Tornadoes are Almost as Lucky as the People Who Died
The chickens are coming home to roost with bombs strapped to their chests.
Read More »California: Churches Suing the Government for Fining Them for Wanting to Remain Open
People still have not yet begun to process the fact that we no longer have rights and never will again.
Read More »Nipples Cuomo Says That Trump Kindly Asked Him About the Health of His Corona Brother
Nipples is positioning himself as the only adult in the room.
Read More »The Old Switcheroo: Bernie Endorses Joe Biden for President!
NO REFUNDS!
Read More »Study Says Coronavirus Mortality Rate is “Similar to That of the Flu”
Will the mass hysteria stop anytime soon though?
Read More »Philadelphia: Police Forcibly Remove Man from Bus for Not Wearing a Mask
I remember back in February when China was evil for doing this.
Read More »Pork Plant Shuts Down, Warns of Coming Food Shortages
We could end up literally starving, lol.
Read More »Fauci, Who Initially Said Coronavirus Wasn’t a Threat, Now Says Trump Killed People by Not Closing Borders Earlier
Trump was so dumb for trusting this goblin.
Read More »Twitter Demands Black Surgeon General Stop Talking Like a Nigger
This black guy is an anti-black racist.
Read More »Your New Daddy Bill Gates Says He Won’t Give You an A-Grade
When did this sick freak become an expert in pandemics though?
Read More »California: Blacks Hold Illegal Party, Six Shot
Blacks gonna black.
Read More »Biden Barely Beats Sanders in Alaska, Even Though Sanders Already Quit the Race
It really makes you think.
Read More »Florida Governor Points Out That the Infection Rate is Much, Much Higher Than the Media is Reporting
Just call it a hoax!
Read More »US Experts Say Mass Surveillance, Vaccines and Social Distancing are Key to Ending Lockdowns
With everyone panicking, they don't even have to hide their true intentions anymore.
Read More »CDC Says Agressive Tracking of People is the Only Way to Return to Normal Life
The nightmare is just getting started.
Read More »Poll: Majority of Democrats Want to Replace Joe Biden with Nipples Cuomo – 56%!
I predicted thith.
Read More »Fauci Says “Coronavirus Immunity ID Cards” are Being Discussed
This is going to be a mandatory vaccine ID card.
Read More »There is No Way Trump is Going to Open the Country Back Up in Three Weeks
The entire system is pushing back against him.
Read More »Christian Colorado Baker Sued – Again!
No anal cake, no peace!
Read More »Local Governments are Starting to Ban Stores from Selling “Non-Essential” Items During Lockdown
You're not free to buy whatever you want anymore, because of the flu.
Read More »Kansas Prison Cell Block Taken Over by Rioting Inmates
The chaos hasn't even begun to begin.
Read More »Media Admits the Virus is Peaking, Still Preaches Maniacal Hysteria
What does the word "peak" mean tho?
Read More »10% of US Workers Lost Their Jobs in the Last 3 Weeks
We are just floating in the air right now. We're about to fall.
Read More »United States Escalates Tensions with Venezuela Under Haze of Virus Hysteria
A military operation against Venezuela would certainly be a convenient distraction.
Read More »OPCW Releases Questionable Report Claiming Syrian Air Force was Behind Alleged 2017 Gas Attacks
They admit in the report that they had no physical access to the sites in question.
Read More »Mike “Slow Mike” Pence Says WHO Wasn’t Hysterical Enough About This Flu
This is the opposite of what the Trump Administration should be doing.
Read More »The Economy in the Microcosm: Hotels are 80% Empty
Well, at least the Indians and Arabs that own them will have to go home.
Read More »Media and Government Now Forced to Admit the “Pandemic” is Over – New Estimate is 60,000 Dead
What a completely weird nightmare.
Read More »Oh and Bernie Dropped Out
No refunds!
Read More »Study Shows Vegan Cult Exploding in America, Now Has 10 Million Victims
This isn't gonna end well.
Read More »Tom Perez Spins Into a Rage Over Wisconsin Holding Primaries During Coronavirus Hysteria
It is really cute to see these people acting like the old society still exists.
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