I told you all they would make this bitch into a hero.
Read More »Wait, How Many Rapes Were There?
This is stupid.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Says That Under His Communist Regime, You Will Get Fast Internet
We could all certainly use faster internet.
Read More »“Muhammad” Breaks Into Top Ten United States Baby Names for the First Time Ever
As Greta Thunberg once said: "Change is coming whether you like it or not."
Read More »Two Southern Towns Cancel Christmas Parades After Threats of Antifa Attack
The First Amendment has been abolished.
Read More »Pensacola Shooter was a Saudi Arabian at the Base for Training
That's a shocker.
Read More »Trump Cancels Plan to Declare Cartels Terrorists After Mexican President Orders Him To
I hate to think the US President is now taking orders from the Mexican President.
Read More »West Virginia: Cops Punished for Doing Nazi Salutes in Group Photo!
These cops get punished while Miami cops are just allowed to shoot whoever!
Read More »Great News: No Colored People to Appear on Stage in Next Democrat Debate!
It turns out not even Democrats like diversity! Imagine that!
Read More »Hot Stuff Miami: Cops Open Fire on a Crowded Highway, Killing Two Robbers and Two Innocents
Both robbers and cops thought they were playing Grand Theft Auto.
Read More »Pensacola: Two Dead in Second Military Base Shooting of the Week!
They've got to kill something!
Read More »This is the Man Who Stole Your UPS Package
The blacks are at it again!
Read More »George “Zim-Zam” Zimmerman is Suing the Vile Parents of Trayvon Martin
This is hilarious.
Read More »Anal Lunatic Buttigieg Attacked by Other Faggots for Associating with Christians
The whining faggot nature of the faggot race may be their downfall.
Read More »Pelosi Announces That the House Will Vote to Proceed with Impeachment
I'm so bored.
Read More »Hillary Clinton Goes on Howard Stern, Convinces Many People She is a Normal Human Being
Gossip column suggests this means she's planning on running again.
Read More »Shooting at Pearl Harbor – Three Dead (Including Shooter)
I'm gonna guess it was a brown person.
Read More »Willie Nelson Quits Smoking Pot After 65 Years
The Bible says you're only supposed to live to be 70.
Read More »It’s the Homosexuals Doing the Homosexualism – Not Christianity
It was an impressive switcheroo, I will tell you that. Perhaps the greatest switcheroo in the entire history of switcheroos.
Read More »Kamala Drops Out! I Don’t Care, But Still!
It's smooth sailing from here on out, boys.
Read More »Yang Goes Full Asian Game Show with His Campaign, Sprays Whipped Cream in People’s Mouths on Stage
This looks like it's probably a purposeful attempt to send his campaign out with a bang in a way that satisfies his Asian sense of humor.
Read More »CDC: 1 in 5 Teens and 1 in 4 Young Adults Have Prediabetes
Americans have the best food, folks. The best nutrition. Believe me.
Read More »FBI Warns That Smart TVs May be Watching People
You are being watched.
Read More »Joe Biden Can’t Even Fill a Small Room with Old People
This boomer rampage has gone completely off the rails.
Read More »NYC: Large Black Man Recorded Having Sex on the Subway Platform
HEY TYRONE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Read More »9-Year-Old Victim of Child Abuse Challenges Trump to Go Vegan for a Month, Offers $1M Prize
Kids are experts in Climate Change, health, and nutrition.
Read More »Republicans Release Stupid Whining Report About Impeachment
The actual dangerous precedent was the entire Russia hoax.
Read More »High Yella Chicago Mayor Fires Police Chief for Being Too Black
He black.
Read More »Mikhail Gorbachev Goes on CNN to Speak Out AGAINST Nuclear War!
Why on earth would someone be AGAINST nuclear war?
Read More »Cigar-Shaped UFOs on the Rise Across America!
I just want to make it clear that I have no idea what these are.
Read More »New Orleans: 10 Shot in Black Mass Shooting (As Opposed to a Normal Mass Shooting)
The police are of course "searching for a motive."
Read More »Obama’s “Outdated Legacy” is Hurting Joe Biden with Younger Voters and Progressives
This is like falling through a time portal.
Read More »Migrant Aid Force Rescues 22 Migrants in California Wilderness Near Border
If you let invaders die on their own, you are violating Human Rights... or something.
Read More »Hong Kong Terrorists Hold Up a Meme of Donald Trump as Rocky
No aspect of this revolution is organic, it is all part of a plan, and sucking Trump into it is part of that plan.
Read More »No Malarky: Joe Biden Sucks Wife’s Finger on Iowa Campaign Stop
Okay, weird.
Read More »Texas: Teacher Fired for Tweeting to Donald Trump About Illegal Immigrants at Her School is Reinstated
She never should have been fired in the first place.
Read More »Poll: Trump More Popular with Republicans Than “Negro Respecter” Lincoln
The question is basically "do you prefer Donald Trump's tweets to black people being freed from slavery?"
Read More »Progressive Tax in Action! White Potheads Will Now Fund Reparations for Blacks!
Repent, potheads!
Read More »Apparently You Can’t Dislike Oprah Under Any Circumstances
Kid Rock is a racist?
Read More »America: Somalian Women Fight Over a Vacuum Cleaner While Black Guy Laughs!
Maybe if we just look at life as a big joke, we'll all feel better about all of this.
Read More »Black Friday Shooting: Don’t Never Cross No Nigga on He Way to Deals
The funniest thing about these constant violent black crimes is how good they are at evading the police afterward.
Read More »Donald Trump to Steal Food Stamps from Innocent Black Freeloaders
Yes.
Read More »NYT and WaPo Both Declare Mommy Kamala is Doomed
So I guess Liz is the presumed nominee already?
Read More »Hilarious Japanese Troll Put on Trial in Utah for “X-Treme Cyberstalking”
Oh boy. Prosecuted for internet.
Read More »“Free Solo” Retard Falls Off a Cliff, Dies
We need to seriously reconsider the core concept of giving women complete control over mate selection.
Read More »Donald Trump Surprises Afghanistan for Thanksgiving, Lies About Being in Control of the US Military
He does not make policies, this man.
Read More »Maybe Americans Should Start Rioting and Waving Chinese Flags?
I just can't even at this point.
Read More »Colored Gentleman Strangles Rude Bitch Who Wouldn’t Talk to Him
Niggas don't play dat out der.
Read More »Girl Scouts Warn Parents Not to Force Their Daughters to Hug Family Members This Holiday Season
Hugs can be a form of rape too.
Read More »Air Force Lieutenant General Loses a Star for Fat-Shaming a Female Airman
Women's feelings are considered the most precious treasure of the West.
Read More »NYC: Pack of Democrats Beat Up Actress and Her Friend, Call Them “Dirty White Bitches”
This is the fault of Republicans for not doing more minority outreach.
Read More »Trump Signs Bill Supporting Terrorist Revolution in China
America is democracy heroes.
Read More »CDC Releases Another Report Showing That Vitamin E in Marijuana Vapes was Responsible for Illnesses and Deaths
This is simply another instance of DRUGS killing people in America.
Read More »I Like That Trump is Talking About Bombing Mexico, Even Though He Won’t Ever Do It
We definitely, obviously should bomb Mexico.
Read More »Poll Shows Homosexual Buttigieg Beating Warren for Second Place
This demonstrates the power that these homosexuals have over our institutions.
Read More »Boston Cops Poised to Unleash Robo-Dog on Prostrate Populace!
Why do the cops need these robots?
Read More »Hollywood: Machete-Wielding Democrat Chases Cop, Nearly Executes Him Before Being Shot by Other Cop
He committed a full-blown crime spree before this happened.
Read More »Facebook has Secret App That Identifies Profiles by Pointing a Smartphone Camera at People’s Faces
Imagine the technology developed by the people who buy Facebook's data sets under the table though.
Read More »Tucker Says He’s Rooting for Russia in the Ukraine Conflict, Yids Flip Lids
How dare you?
Read More »Jewish Saboteur Jared Kushner Now in Charge of Building the Wall
From what I've seen, Jews are very good at building walls.
Read More »Crisis Actor Dog Conan Gets “Hero’s Welcome” at the White House
This is all a 100% true story, and accurate.
Read More »White Child is Making a Full Recovery After Democrat Threw Him from Mall Balcony
This is certainly good news.
Read More »Animal Rights Activist Stabs Other Woman for Wearing Fur
Kill a person, save a mink!
Read More »Soyfaced America-Hating Psychopath Matt Gaetz Says “OK, Boomer” to Kellyanne as He Fights to Get Children High
As we saw when he attacked Nicholas J. Fuentes in defense of the traitor Charlie Kirk, Matt Gaetz hates America.
Read More »Sloppy ZOG Hypocrites Attack Iran for Imprisoning Journalist While Demanding Extradition of Julian Assange
These people have no shame.
Read More »Weird Bisexual Divorcee Disgraced Congressperson Katie Hill Alleges Right-Wing Conspiracy Against Her
If the lack of shame shocks you, you are a sweet summer child.
Read More »Shock as Chinese CIA Agent “Betrays America” to Home Country of China
But is he actually a traitor if he was serving his own country?
Read More »Cops Red Flag Afghan Vet! Tense Stand-Off as They Surround His House!
Happening averted... this time.
Read More »Children of the Soy Storm the Field, Shut Down Harvard-Yale Football Game!
The fun is coming to an end.
Read More »Tesla Stock Plummets 6% After Elon Musk Breaks Windows Out of Cybertruck on Stage
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
Read More »Rudy Giuliani Attacks Fox News Bastard, Says Niggas Tryin to Put He Ass in Da Groun
I’ve seen some good boomer interviews in my time.
Read More »Michelle Malkin Defends Groypers Again, Says It’s the Kids That are Brave, Not Her
She is not backing down.
Read More »Elizabeth Warren YEET’d on by Irate Basketball Americans During Rally!
When will Elizabeth Warren say the Gamer Word?
Read More »Republicans Enrich Oklahoma by Releasing Criminals on the Streets, Crime Skyrockets
They are creating a state of chaos and fear for the goyim.
Read More »NYT Jew Bret Stephens Says Israel is Unsafe in “America First World”
This is why the entire pro-Israel fake conservative establishment is fighting anybody who is America First.
Read More »41 Counties Have Flipped to Majority Black and Hispanic Since 2000, Census Data Reveals
We are dangerously near to the point of no return.
Read More »Dead Nigger Storage: Dallas Man Discovered in Apartment had Been Dead for Three Years
Yikes.
Read More »Trump and Melania, Perfect Match? Study Finds Men are More Attracted to Beauty, Women to Higher Status
Status gets you women, but it won't stop them from betraying you.
Read More »Let Me Count Up the Tears I Have for These Whores That Fucked Kike Epstein
Cry me a river, you cunt.
Read More »Cybertruck: Elon Musk Introduces Picasso El Camino, Breaks Windows on Stage
lol what is happening?
Read More »Cocksucking Faggot Shep Smith Gives Speech About Threats to Press Freedom
Orange Man said a mean thing.
Read More »Based Zoomer Charged with “Hate Crime” for Playing Hilarious Prank on Basketball Classmate
Making jokes on the internet is now a felony, apparently.
Read More »Suicide is Now the Leading Cause of Death for Preteens in Ohio
When kids want to kill themselves, something is seriously wrong.
Read More »Mommy-in-Chief Ann Coulter Ventures Into Antifa HQ at UC Berkeley!
I wish Ann would bake me cookies ;_;
Read More »American Medical Association Supports Ban on Curing the Mentally Ill (Faggots)
Is euthanasia the correct medical response, then?
Read More »Fake Conservative Blogger Matt Purple Gloats That Nick Fuentes Won’t be Able to Find a Job for Exercising Free Speech
How exactly are these fake conservatives any different than anti-fascists and leftists?
Read More »Forget About Red-Pilling Your Uber Driver – They’re Monitoring Your Chit-Chat Now!
Kojima predicted thith.
Read More »Survey: More Americans are Eating Less Meat Because Their Kids Told Them To
Healthy populations can challenge the overlords' rule.
Read More »REAL NEWS: Police Arrest 16-Year-Old White Girl for Plotting to Kill Worshipers at Black Church
This seems real lol.
Read More »Literal Porn Star Attacks Groypers, Alleges We are Masturbating Incels
Huh.
Read More »Teacher Defends Drag Queen at School, Says Parents Don’t Know What’s Best for Their Kids
Some people think that kids belong to Progress, not to their parents.
Read More »Bro Don’t Fart on Live TV. Learn to Hold It In. It’s Just Not Right.
This is the sound of Democracy.
Read More »LA Times: Republicans are Doomed Due to Changing Demographics
The most shocking thing about this is that no one could have predicted it.
Read More »Chick-Fil-A Chickens Out – Stops Donating to Anti-Fag Groups
Noooooo! You were the chosen one!
Read More »Starbucks “Public Bathroom” Policy is Hurting the Number of Customers Coming Through the Door, Study Claims
Truly a shocking development.
Read More »NYT Bestselling Author Denise McAllister Endorses Groypers’ Right to Ask Questions
The defections are mounting. Groypers are on the march.
Read More »The Internet is Super Excited About the 50th Anniversary of the Young America’s Foundation
There's more excitement surrounding this than there is surrounding caramelized onions.
Read More »Young America’s Foundation Fires Michelle Malkin for Supporting Nick Fuentes and the Groyper Army
Looks like even Michelle Malkin is too hardcore for fake conservative incorporated now.
Read More »Mike Cernovich Tries to Get on the Right Side of the Groyper War
Who knows what the hell is going on with this weirdo.
Read More »Republicans Lose Louisiana Governor’s Race
Maybe if the Republicans talked more about low black unemployment numbers, they would have won!
Read More »Airman Demoted for Not Hating His Race
Wrongthink is definitely not allowed in the military.
Read More »North Carolina Antifa Violently Protesting Confederate Monuments: A Lovely Bunch
Do these people not have something else to do?
Read More »Sad Charlie
Poor man.
Read More »Las Vegas: Cigar-Shaped UFO “Glowing from the Inside” Hurtles Across Sky
Who or what is behind these things?
Read More »Florida Family Starves Toddler to Death with Vegan Diet
SAD!
Read More »Tucker Talks to Guy Who Thinks Letting Tech Companies Control Our Elections is Bad
What this faggot doesn't understand is that you should build your own Google.
Read More »Buttigieg Straight Up Your Ass: Anal Candidate Surging in Iowa Among Weird Disaster Situation
It doesn't really matter. Trump can't lose.
Read More »Laura Loomer is Running for Congress in Florida
I unironically support this.
Read More »AOC Supports Taylor Swift Against Vicious Kike
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
Read More »Russian Shot by Border Patrol While Trying to Cross the Southern Border
It will be interesting to see if he's actually deported.
Read More »The War on Vape Nation has Begun
Somebody's got to stop these boomers!
Read More »Meghan McCain to Roger Stone: “Rot in Hell”
McCain is pure evil and ultimate fatness.
Read More »Everything is Going to be OK! Ivanka has Personally Created 14 Million Jobs!
Ivanka has saved the American economy.
Read More »Roger Stone Found Guilty on All Charges
The Jews have moved on from a Russian conspiracy theory to a Ukrainian conspiracy theory, but bodies are still piling up as a result of the former theory.
Read More »Bratty Little Black Sambo CJ Pearson Turns Against America First Because He Loves Israel and the Jews
SCANDALOUS BETRAYAL!
Read More »Syracuse University Students Petition School to Allow Them to Choose Race of Roommates!
B-based?
Read More »Surprise Surgery: Paki Gynecologist Butchered Women’s Reproductive Systems
Surprise!
Read More »Baltimore Mayor Says Murders Aren’t His Fault Because He’s Not Committing Them
He right tho.
Read More »Puppy has a Tail Growing Out of His Forehead
Prophecy fulfilled - but which one?
Read More »“Yeah, We Stole All the Money!” – Horrid Old Boomer Wench Dunks on Youth
Push the Boomers out to sea on ice sheets!
Read More »Mike Cernovich Goes Full Boomer, Says Support for Israel Too Popular to Question!
Mike is picking a fight with the Groyper Army.
Read More »Texas City Tells People They Can Kill Invasive Central and South American… Ducks
Political correctness is killing this country.
Read More »Supremely Kiked Court Rules That Sandy Hoaxers Can Sue Gun Manufacturer Remington for Alleged School Shooting
What the hell is this? Are you joking?
Read More »Katie Hill Staging an Awesome Comeback After Being Fired from Congress for Being a Nazi Gamer!
I'd also like to congratulate Twitter for not banning her for being a gamer caught in a scandal.
Read More »Wignat Negress Candace Owens Attacks America First Filipina Michelle Malkin
Answer the question you Nazi bitch!
Read More »Mexican Cartel Scum Destroying Our National Parks to Grow Drugs
They're not sending their best - let me tell you.
Read More »Don’t Worry, Goyim: We’re Only Spying on You for Your Own Protection
The glowniggers already have your data - and they're using it.
Read More »The Battle of Los Angeles was NOT an Attack on Donald Trump Jr. or His Aged Cunt GF
You get what you fucking deserve and so on.
Read More »It’s Capsule Time, Goy! Get in Your POD!
Because the pod is the home of the goy, just like maggots are the food of the goy.
Read More »Groyper War: Michelle Malkin Gives Speech Defending Nick Fuentes!
She wants the big wigs to answer our questions!
Read More »Tucker Carlson Dog Whistles America First Movement After Battle of UCLA
I get the dog whistle, we all get the dog whistle. But we were hoping for a little bit more than that.
Read More »RAHOWA: Neo-Nazi Turtles Crawl Out of Hell to Devour Kike Vermin!
It's coming.
Read More »Horrid Deep State Bindy Nikki Haley Points Finger at Rex Tillerson, John Kelly in New Book
The bindy doth protest too loudly!
Read More »Bitchass Little Faggot Fatboy Matt Gaetz Backs Down and Cucks Out! Other Congressmen Voice Support!
Fat little cuck pussy ass faggot bitch.
Read More »Sleazy Piece of Dog Shit Matt Gaetz Stands with Charlie Kirk Against Groyper/Gropper Alliance
The phones are ringing off the hook at the yikes department, I can tell you that much, friend.
Read More »Four Old Black Women Get Congressional Medal – Because Jews Made Some Stupid Hollywood Movie About Them
None of the White people who did the exact same job got a medal, of course.
Read More »New Jersey: Porsche Hits Median, Flies Into Second Story of a House!
This is how I always wanted to die!
Read More »Jeff Sessions Running for Senate AGAIN in Alabama
Yeah okay whatever.
Read More »Angry Twitter Mob Complains About Target Only Putting Anti-Theft Stickers on Darker Shades of Makeup
Blacks are unable to consider that maybe they really do commit lots of crimes.
Read More »Alabama: Orange Man Balloon Gets Knifed!
It sure would be nice if this trillion dollar anti-Trump machine criticized the orange man on things that actually matter.
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