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If global warmers aren't stopped, they are going to poison the entire earth and make it unlivable for most forms of life.

I'm not sure why he would think this was even a good case to make.

In 2020, viruses declared war on mankind.

Moloch is pleased.

If your kids are ever trapped in a school with a mass shooter, tell the cops that the shooter criticized aid to Israel. 

The Jews are looking pretty desperate.

[Editor's note: Elvis wrote the title. I wrote these stupid jokes, like I do in every article. I think Elvis' title is saying something about Google spying on you, but everyone already knew they could search warrant for your location information. I guess the issue is that it's such a wide net, to get all of the IP addresses within 15 days? Idk exactly what he's trying to say here.]

Is Antony Blinken Jewish?

The cops seem to be enjoying it.

Heresy!

I don't believe this campaign promise at all.

This is a real threat to humanity.

Now fewer blacks will be viciously slaughtered for no reason.

Brandon is between a rock and a hard Jewish cock. 

You need to obey the Jews or else the cows will burn you alive, goy.

American government officials should be prosecuted for everything they've put him through.

The cops are unhinged psychos.

Demon-RATS are obsessed with taking people's guns. 

You just have to let them all in!

It's a side effect of building the utopia.

Conservatives should have their own country, actually.

We need to bring in Hamas peacekeepers to arrest the NYPD. 

The kids gotta learn to get fisted sometime. Might as well be in elementary school.

It makes sense.

The air itself is now making people gay.

How can the US claim it is a force for peace? All they do is start wars all over the world.

No one is taking this seriously.

I don't really care what's in the vax. I just hope everyone who took it dies soon.

An entire month is just too much.

All female teachers are doing this.

Just get high and relax, goy. Don't think too hard.

These migrants have pretty original hobbies.

This Johnson fellow is the worst human being that ever lived. 

The fact that the US comes out with this while they are actively supporting a real and very obvious genocide in Palestine is especially egregious.

Old women shouldn't be allowed to dictate the rules of human sexuality.

More and more people are going to join.

What does this mean? The Jews are already mass bombing Gaza, and moving their troops to surround it.

Well, that's an escalation.

It's a very misleading name.

This is about JEWS.

It looks like the Jews are losing situational awareness.

Why doesn't it work, Elon? 

She's a very easy target.

But why do people hate the Jews tho?

The Israelis agreed to these talks, then publicly said they wouldn't honor the results, then refused to send a delegation. 

It's racist to call it "misconduct."

Them chosen ones is beautiful.

Scenes from Rafah are going to start coming in soon. It's not going to help with shutting it down.

They're not saying it outright, but still.

His gun jammed.

It's easy to see how the government would think a flu hoax would be the way to shut down all anti-war protests.

There were not any bombs!

That cunt teacher had it coming.

Everyone is tired of the invaders.

How could this be possible?

The world is becoming a beautiful place again.

It's the graduating students themselves protesting. The graduation was not interrupted by outsiders.

HOAX HOAX HOAX

This is Ben Shapiro's fault, frankly.

Way more fun.

This will allow blacks and women to become jet pilots. 

No one likes college students. Obviously. But that doesn't have anything to do with Palestine.

The cops appear to be enjoying it.

Tom Cotton is just searching for more dicks to suck.

This is a tyranny, and it cannot be sustained. 

She didn't even blow him. This isn't news.

Is it really smart to attack your supposed allies like this?

This one is more plausible than the "surprise suicide."

The Utopia has finally materialized.

This time, it's going to be a lot worse than a pile of shoes.

Republicans are only supposed to oppose migration and trannies in women's sports.

All of these people are going to hell.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Ban the Jews!

There is nothing interesting about this election. It is just dumb theater for fat goyim. 

HEAD = BITTEN

Who is this not obvious to?

Johnson is saying Biden needs to do more to silence freedom of speech in America. 

The cops are siding with the child murderers.

Justice was served for once.

Antifa arrives! Whoops! No more peaceful protests!

The students are not budging.

Millstone removed!

Black men do these random attacks for fun.

It sure is a good thing they got that $61 billion though. 

Dat nigga got PTSD 'n' shieet.

So what about all the academics and others making this same precise claim? What about the 85% of the world that is calling it a genocide? Even the Indian media says "genocide."

The number of arrests is probably irrelevant, but the media seems to want to keep it in the "hundreds" range, as "thousands arrested" sounds much more severe.

By the way, this is filler. I think everyone already knows Gaga and every other woman over 22 is now under suspicion of being a tranny. That's not news.

They should be paying the white men who were replaced by these women.

Brilliant idea.

The purpose of school is to turn kids gay.

You can't zip-tie the revolution.

He's a supervillain...!

Unfortunately, America is a democracy, so it doesn't matter what the majority of people want.

Venezuelans are checking the bitches Americans don't want to check. 

The "right-wingers" celebrating this are true goyim. They are deep goyim.

Americans stand with the children of Gaza.

7 of the 8 jurors wanted to acquit him.

Black people with jobs are still black.

Everyone wants the genocide to stop.

Sluts are destroying civilization, and whites are going around saying "oh yes, but they deserve to get majorly fucked by strangers."

His motive was revenge.

It's not going to end well for the Ukraine.

Seems reasonable enough.

Will it work? Who knows. I don't know.

They don't behave this badly in their own countries.

Mike Johnson serves Israel.

Meh.

He should get a medal.

America is becoming ungovernable. 

You can't arrest the revolution.

So when's my check due?

This is exactly what we want the government doing right now. Keep pushing. Keep trying to arrest the revolution. 

Support for Palestine is against our democracy, and our democracy is who we are.

Black people are preserving traditionalist rape culture.

Good luck, retards. You can't arrest the revolution.

Racism is the only possible answer here.

Seems like a good option. I'm not going to support the gay abortionist Donald Trump, I can tell you that. I'm sick of this shit. I'm not supporting it. If I wanted abortion, anal, and no wall, I'd just support whatever government the Jews give me.

Women are simply not meant to drive.

You can't blame niggers this time, pig. 

Just go to Israel, Jews. You will be much safer there than at Columbia. 

People are simply not interested, Elon.

This is just another Jewish scam to dazzle the goyim. 

Daily Stormer stands with Columbia!

Matt Gaetz should do another coup. It will have the same results, but it's funny. 

The goyim can't have privacy.

The media isn't really covering the story, presumably because there is no angle. 

All of these government people are morons and lunatics and they all belong in jail. 

Fuck them kids.

This is treason.

The weather is breaking, and it is the season of the witch. 

The cybertrucks should actually be recalled over being an eyesore.

Diversity requires a lot of white people's money to work.

Black people should have their own schools.

Josh Hawley is no-doubt already drafting a law to make praising Iran and Hamas a criminal offense.

Keep your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!

Women should escape from New York while they still can.

There are white kids at this school...

It's time to stand with Joe against cannibal niggers.