Are you ready to die for your masters, goy?
Read More »Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Widely Found in Pesticides Despite EPA Denial
It's a real environmental disaster threatening life on Earth.
Read More »Mattel Launches Blind Barbie with Cane, Says Black Down Syndrome Barbie Coming Soon
Blind people were looking forward to this.
Read More »Secret Cervix Director Finally Resigns After Successful “Competence Crisis” PSYOP
Haha we just owned the libs hard, my fellow goy!
Read More »It’s Over: George Clooney Endorses Kamala
This article is long and contains totally unrelated information.
Read More »Bibi in America: Capitol Cops Arrest Hundreds of Jew Protesters
The protesters were also calling for Biden to stop all arms shipments to Israel.
Read More »Kamala’s In. They’re Not Switching Her Out. (I’m So Tired of Talking About This.)
The news is the Trump campaign is going to run with Kamala's record of being an Indian who's racist against blacks and locks them up for small marijuana infractions. I can't really tell if I think that is funny or not.
Read More »Hordes of Migrants Trying to Cross the Border Before Trump Takes Office
It doesn't even matter, bro.
Read More »The Science Wants to Give Younger Women Drug That Allegedly Extends Fertility
Women don't need more fertile years, they just need to use the ones they already have.
Read More »Secret Cervix Boss Says Ear Scrape Worst Disaster in Decades – Still Not Resigning
This bitch is something else.
Read More »CNN Anchor Says Josh Shapiro Would be a Risky VP Pick “Because He’s Jewish”
This is so awesome.
Read More »George Soros’ Son Endorses Kamala! Very Interesting Political Intrigue Afoot!
It doesn't matter. Trump already "won."
Read More »NYC Cops Refuse to Respond to Migrant Crime Wave, Tell Store Owner to “Hire Security”
The cops have more important things to do, like brutalizing students who support Palestine.
Read More »Alleged Ear Scratcher Actually a Pretty Good Shot, Alleged Shooting Range Classmate Reveals
Apparently, Homeland Security trains in that shooting range.
Read More »RFK Jr. Claims the Democrat Party is Run by Niggers
Bold statement, Bobby.
Read More »Obama Not Endorsing Kamala
Very few people are able to endorse Kamala with a straight face.
Read More »SUNDAY CANCELED AGAIN: Biden Drops Out!
He endorsed Kamala.
Read More »Trump Says WW3 is Coming, Claims “Russia is After All of the Ukraine,” Threatens Hamas
Why should Americans care about what Russia does on its borders or whatever happens in the Middle East?
Read More »Google Searches for “How to Register to Vote” Allegedly Up by 500% Since Trump’s Ear Allegedly Shot
It's a suspiciously convenient explanation for why he'd win in 2024 after losing in 2020.
Read More »CDC Still Whining About Bird Flus, Saying They’re Gonna Do You Dirty Again
IT'S ALL COMING BACK
Read More »Philadelphia: Black Woman Shouts “Fuck Your Baby, Bitch!” and Shoots 7-Month-Old
This is a textbook example of a person suffering from a chronic lack of reparations.
Read More »Zuckerberg Refuses to Endorse Trump or Biden, Says He Wants No Part in the Election
Zuckerberg is beyond these goyim affairs.
Read More »Jew-Loving Evangelical Kooks Claiming “God Saved Trump,” Calling It a “Miracle”
I lack the faith for this one.
Read More »New York: Asian NYC Councilwoman Charged with Biting Cop During Protest
She and the other gooks were protesting the building of a hobo center in her constituency.
Read More »OH SHIT NIGGA: It’s on Now: Report Says Obama Telling Biden to Drop Out
HE DID IT.
Read More »MAGA Boomers Now Wearing Fake Ear Bandages “In Solidarity”
Don't do this. Come on.
Read More »California: Tesla Sales Totally Collapsing as Company on the Verge of Becoming Nonviable
Freefall collapse.
Read More »US Military to Dismantle Doomed Pier in Gaza, Declares “Mission Complete”
The mission was to pretend to be doing something.
Read More »Biden Now Saying He’d Consider Dropping Out If Doctors Diagnosed Him with Something
Looks like he's officially out.
Read More »Trump Says Taiwan Should Start Paying America for Protection from China
America could just stay away from Taiwan and do Sino-Friendship with China, instead of playing thug for hire.
Read More »CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
Wow. Huh.
Read More »Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
"Haha they're incompetent because they're women! Competency crisis, goy!" is exactly what they want people to believe.
Read More »Toxic Chemicals Necessary for “Clean Energy” Batteries Ruining Environment and Human Health
"Clean energy" is a hoax.
Read More »California: Newsom Signs Law Banning Schools from Telling Parents They’re Trannifying Their Kids
Now children can be safely brainwashed and mutilated.
Read More »Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.
Read More »After Small Ear Injury, Trump Called RFK to Try to Get Him Onside, Pretended to Agree About Vax
Huh.
Read More »FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.
Read More »Jew Jack Black Throws Long-Time Bandmate and Friend Kyle Gass Under the Bus Over Trump Assassination Joke
For those of us in the know, this is all quite surreal.
Read More »Secret Cervix Director Vows to Investigate What Happened But Refuses to Resign
She should try using her female intuition.
Read More »New Claim: Trump Shooter Spotted on Roof by Local Cops 26 Minutes Before Opening Fire
There is a cold wind that blows nobody good.
Read More »Trump Wears Ear Bandage at RNC as Republicans Say Divine Intervention Saved Him
Big round of applause for my African American.
Read More »Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
Read More »Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley with a Beard”)
Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.
Read More »Secret Cervix Says Local Cops Were Supposed to Secure Surrounding Properties During Trump Rally
This is beyond conceivable incompetence, and enters into the realm of "obvious maliciousness."
Read More »“Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Infamous Democrat Operative Dick Morris Says
If you're a healthy male between 17 and 42, I'd advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there's a war coming.
Read More »Watch: Jew Mayorkas Says Secret Service Should Not Allow Former Presidents to be Shot
I really appreciate the apology, Jew.
Read More »“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are "everyone is too competent" and "everyone is incompetent."
Read More »Donald Trump Shot!
Well, that escalated... pretty slowly, actually.
Read More »Alec Baldwin Cleared of Retarded Manslaughter Charges
The charges were obviously bullshit from the beginning but people just really hate Alec Baldwin and wanted to see him go down.
Read More »FAA Wants Investigation of SpaceX for Some Reason I Don’t Really Understand
Give me my account back Elon, and the reporting stops.
Read More »RFK Jr. Texts Babysitter, Telling Her He’s Sorry If He Hurt Her Feelings
Haha.
Read More »Trump is Allowed to Post Normally on Facebook and Instagram Now
Frankly, it looks like Donald Trump is going to be president again.
Read More »Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
Read More »Watch: Biden Introduces Zelensky as “President Putin”
Hey guys - interesting information here - funny Biden gaffe!
Read More »Watch: Boeing Plane’s Wheel Explodes at Florida Airport
Boeing should rethink its entire PR strategy.
Read More »Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.
Read More »21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
What?
Read More »Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
Read More »Florida: Satanists Want to Become School Counselors Under New Law
They're coming for your kids, goy.
Read More »George Clooney Officially Pulls Joe Biden Out of Presidential Race
Clooney made the call.
Read More »Washington: “Ninja,” “Cakewalk,” “No Can Do,” Others on List of Words Banned by University
The correct term is Shinobi-American, you filthy bigots.
Read More »Multiple States Now Testing Humans and Cattle for Bird Flu, Mass Killing Infected Animals
We have to kill all the animals because what wasn't a threat ever before now suddenly is, goy.
Read More »Michigan Farmers Pushing Back Against Government’s Bird Flu Lockdown-Style Restrictions
It's a direct attack on the food supply.
Read More »Poll: Most Americans Think College Degrees Aren’t Worth It
Took them long enough...
Read More »US Military’s Aid Pier in Gaza to be Permanently Dismantled After Only Operating for 20 Days
It wasn't ever intended to work.
Read More »Biden Promises New Air Defense Systems for the Ukraine After Cancer Child Hospital Bombing Hoax
No, Russia didn't target the hospital.
Read More »Expecting People of Color to be on Time is Racist, Duke Medical School Says
Most people of color don't understand what clocks are for.
Read More »Justice Department Bans “Fake” Social Media Accounts Over Pro-Russian Posts
The government is watching social media very closely.
Read More »Jewish Family to Sue NYC for $100 Million Over Soft Pogrom During School Graduation
That's not how you get less pogroms happening, Jews.
Read More »Three Columbia University Deans Placed on Leave for Sharing Antisemitic Texts
The Jews are generating a lot of resentment.
Read More »Another Boeing Jet Drops Wheel Moments After Takeoff
Is Boeing doing this on purpose?
Read More »Reuters Claims Biden Currently Deporting More Migrants Than Trump
Trump deported less migrants than Obama, by the way.
Read More »FAA Orders Inspection of 2,600 Boeing 737 Planes Over Concerns Oxygen Masks Could Fail During Emergency
The important thing is that black employment is rising.
Read More »Irrelevant America: After Meeting Putin, Orban Meets Xi
Sino-Futurism is already here. Compare the $700 Xiaomi flagship to the $1,500 Apple flagship. Compare BYD to Tesla. The jig is up. China won. You're just gonna have to deal with it.
Read More »Young and Healthy 30-Year-Old Faggot Actor Dies Suddenly
"... the doctors have no explanation for what happened."
Read More »North Dakota: Officials Tell People to Go Ahead and Breathe the Toxic Air from Chemical Train Fire
Thank the gods of Democracy for your freedoms.
Read More »NY National Guard Soldiers Testing Pocket-Sized Surveillance Drones
They don't really need this to stop invaders, so you can guess who's the real target.
Read More »Boomers Losing Billions to Overseas Scammers Every Year
The government won't address the issue with India. Instead they attack China over an invisible genocide of terrorist wiggers.
Read More »BASED: Biden Says It Doesn’t Matter If He has Dementia, He’s Running the World
Alpha move.
Read More »Woman Claims She was “Sexually Assaulted” by Accidental Sighting of Lyft Driver’s Penis
Men are under constant sexual siege by scantly clad women.
Read More »MAGA LGBTQT “Conservatives” Feel Left Out of Anal Movement
These freaks should also be left out of the conservative moment.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There's no victim here.
Read More »Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
Read More »Temple Manager from Kamala Harris’ Ancestral Indian Village Compares Her to a Horse
She does look kind of horsey.
Read More »CNN Reminds People They Can Still Die from the Black Death Today
Are you afraid of death yet?
Read More »RFK Jr. Promises to Open All the Files If He’s Elected – JFK, 9/11, All of Them
Sounds nice.
Read More »The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about "gaffes" involving kids.
Read More »Michigan: Brave 8-Year-Old Boy Saves 6-Year-Old Sister from Crazed Pit Bull
It's always pit bulls.
Read More »Watch: Zuckerberg Posts Video Surfing While Drinking Beer and Holding American Flag
Elon Musk will never be this cool.
Read More »Catholic Father of 11 Avoids Jail Time Over Protest at Baby Killing Center
He was still found guilty, and plans to appeal.
Read More »Army Veteran Chokes $2,000 30-Year-Old Single Mother Hooker to Death After She Asks for More Money
He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.
Read More »CBS Sued by Former Anchor Who Claims They Fired Him for Being White
He's asking for 5 million dollars in compensation.
Read More »Colorado Resident Dies from Black Death
It could fix the homeless problem.
Read More »“President” Kamala Harris is the Future of the Democratic Party, White House Says
They can force her through, if they want. Elections are fake.
Read More »Government Pays Moderna to Create mRNA Bird Flu Vax, Colorado Reports Human Case
Looks like the plan is to slowly turn every vaccine into an mRNA gene therapy clot vax.
Read More »Georgia: Two MAGA Trad Wives Charged with Sex with Students
The Dems are throwing the kitchen sink at us to try to stop MAGA.
Read More »Florida: 18-Year-Old Arrested for Desecrating Anal Crosswalk in May
He's being charged with a felony.
Read More »Outrage as Underage Teen Sluts Getting “Super Wild” on OnlyFans
Sluts can't legally do slut things with older men because of this thing called power dynamics.
Read More »Florida Cops Arrest Boomer for Shooting Walmart Drone Flying Over His Property
Are the drones even from Walmart?
Read More »NYT Says Biden Might Drop Out
Biden won't be the candidate.
Read More »RFK Jr. Shrugs Off Babysitter Groping Accusations, Basically Admits It, Says He’s Done Way Worse Shit
I'd be more upset by reports he didn't grope the babysitter.
Read More »Biden People Tell ER Doctors to Do “Emergency Abortions” as Per Federal ER Law
This is the same law that filled the emergency rooms with immigrants who just want free antibiotics.
Read More »More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
It's much easier to cross than the southern border.
Read More »SHOCKING: Teenage Sluts as Young as 14 Did Slut Things for Money with Jeffrey Epstein
He was just a pedophile, goy. He wasn't running a blackmail ring.
Read More »NYC: Mysterious Dark Figure Climbs in Through the Window to Cop a Feel, Jumps Back Out the Window
You can't even relax in your bed anymore. Too many niggers.
Read More »Tesla Sales Still Falling Despite Price Cuts and Low-Interest Financing Offers
People don't want overpriced meme cars.
Read More »Migrants Who Fought Border Patrol at El Paso Were Later Released Into America, ICE Says
It's their migrant right, goy.
Read More »ADL Files Lawsuit in DC Demanding $4 Billion in Free Money from Iran, Syria, And North Korea
Do they ever stop whining?
Read More »US State Department “Deeply Concerned” About Hungary Investigating Jewish NGOs
No sovereignty for you, goy.
Read More »Pro-Palestine Protesters Interrupt NYC Pride Parade, Get Attacked by Brutal Badge Niggers
I hope there are Moslems at these protests explaining to the white retards that gays are part of a Jewish global crime syndicate.
Read More »Experts Say Bird Flu Pandemic Could be Unfolding in Slow Motion, Call for Mass Surveillance
You can't eat meat because the cows are sneezing, goy.
Read More »The Science Attacks Dolly Parton for Giving Kids Books Without Diverse Trannies
When does it end?
Read More »American Jew in Israel Tells Jews to Flee US Now While They Still Can
Why are these Jews always fleeing places???
Read More »Anal Blacks Brawl After NYC Pride Parade
It's truly shocking that even anal blacks would behave this way.
Read More »The Guardian Reveals Jew Behind Pro-Israel Disinformation Network “Shirion Collective”
Shirion Collective offered bounties to reveal the identities of students supporting Palestine.
Read More »“Your September 11th is Our October 7th,” Israel’s Consul General Tells New Yorkers
In the sense that the Israeli higher-ups knew beforehand, sure.
Read More »NYC: IDF Soldiers Demanding People Support Slaughtering Homophobic Palestinian Infants
This is a long article, but it's not my best work. I haven't read it, but I think I maybe got a bit lost.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Special Ed Teacher Arrested After Having Sex with Student
These teachers should be wearing body cameras like cops.
Read More »CDC Says “Summer Wave” of Coronavirus Spreading Through America
Experts are deciding whether they're gonna shoot you up with some more genetic material.
Read More »Biden Said Israel Must “Eliminate Hamas”
This is a total flip from his ceasefire position. It could have been a dementia moment and not the correct talking point. Who knows.
Read More »Everyone Shocked as Cops Catch Gay Porn Star with Video of 10-Year-Old Kid Getting Raped
Homosexuals are pedophiles.
Read More »CNN Covers International Reaction to Biden’s “Dismal Showing” at the Debate
It is simply undeniable that there is now an organized attempt to remove Biden as the 2024 Democrat candidate.
Read More »Since October 7, America has Sent More Than 10,000 Heinous 2,000-Pound Bombs to the Jews
After watching the debate, people are going to have a hard time believing Joe Biden made this decision. So who did?
Read More »Watch: Bloodthirsty Badge Niggers Brutalize Pro-Palestine Protesters Outside Biden’s NYC Fundraiser
With the debate and the Gaza protests, it seems like it's probably time for Biden to suspend his campaign, no?
Read More »Oklahoma Public Schools Now Required to Teach the Bible and the Ten Commandments
Every state should mandate the same.
Read More »Front Pages of Mainstream Media Show Sadness About Biden Debate Performance, Talking About Replacing Him
So are they going to switch him out, or what? That would at least be interesting.
Read More »American Ninja Warrior Champ Gets 10+ Years for Relationship with Teenage Girl
It was a normal, healthy relationship.
Read More »Supreme Court Blocks Purdue Pharma Settlement Granting Sackler Kikes Immunity from Civil Suits
I don't know if junkies should be given free money.
Read More »State Department Announces Forcing Gay Sex on Foreign Countries is a Matter of National Security
Are they wrong though?
Read More »Russia Blows Up Airbase Where US was Planning to Store F-16s
This F-16 thing never made any sense. Russia can blow up anything in the Ukraine.
Read More »Exposure to Toxic Chemicals Before Pregnancy Reduces Breastfeeding Capacity, Study Suggests
The breast milk has toxic chemicals too.
Read More »Supreme Court Decides Feds Can Order Social Media Companies to Censor Content
Please, stop talking about the Constitution. It hasn't been active for a long time.
Read More »Watch: Cybertruck Malfunctions Hours After Purchase, Crashes Into Neighbor’s Home
The Cybertruck is a failed product.
Read More »Boeing Says They Don’t Have Any Idea When the NASA Astronauts Will Return
The media is probably going to blame the Russians.
Read More »US Cucks, Allows Assange to Return to Australia
I hope he can put together what is left of his life and find some meaning.
Read More »Top US Government Official Pressured Tranny Experts to Remove Age Limits for Tranny Surgery
The government needs more trannies.
Read More »Famous NY Church Tests Positive for Highly Toxic Air
Can't solve it with windmills.
Read More »Prominent Conservative Lawmakers Campaigning to End No-Fault Divorce
What should be ended is women's rights, actually.
Read More »Colorado Law Bans Everyday Products Containing Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
It would be more effective to put proper consequences in place against companies poisoning people.
Read More »NYC: Jew Family Pogromed During Elementary School Event as Public Shouted “Free Palestine!”
Some of this stuff is getting into the realm of "literal pogrom."
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