Old and sick people are the only ones at risk.
Read More »We Need to Give Internet Access to Shithole Countries to Fight Pandemic
It is your duty as a white human to ensure that blacks can get on Twitter.
Read More »Australia’s Social Distancing Rules Could Stay in Place for ONE YEAR, Says Prime Minister
Experts are retards.
Read More »US Intelligence Now Examining Conspiracy Theory That “Coronavirus” is from a Chinese Lab
More war propaganda, coming at you!
Read More »This Lockdown Isn’t a Quarantine and It is Probably Aiding the Spread of the Virus
Let's take a little trip to Sweden.
Read More »MIT Researchers and Virologist Say Ending Lockdowns Means Everyone Will Die
They don't want you to leave your home.
Read More »Obama Promotes New York Times Theory That Putin Spread the Virus
This is a sign of the shape of things to come.
Read More »Russians are as Upset About the Weird Virus Hysteria as American Conservatives
All normal people are saying the same thing.
Read More »US Says Russian Plane Menaced Them
GOOSE I CAN'T SHAKE HIM!
Read More »UK: One Third of Old People in Care Home Die of Coronavirus, Another Third Currently Infected
Coronavirus' early nickname "Boomer Remover" was surprisingly accurate.
Read More »African Tribe That Worships Cows and Uses Their Urine and Dung Can Teach Something to the West
Finally, the blacks are going to contribute something.
Read More »Expert Says the West Could Get Four New Waves of Coronavirus If Virus Spreads in Africa
Helping Africa is somehow in your best interests, apparently.
Read More »Germany: Syrian Child Refugees from Tajikistan Arrested for Terror Plot on US Base
They were also plotting to kill an unspecified meanthinker.
Read More »UK: People are Told They’re Going to Suffer Even More Very Soon
People should be scared of the economic collapse, not of coronavirus.
Read More »More Than 70 Coronavirus Vaccines are in Development, According to WHO
They're really serious about injecting you with this stuff.
Read More »Italy: Half the Population Wants Out of the Jewropean Union
About time...
Read More »Germany: Nietzschean Superhuman Zoo Director Proposes Feeding Animals to Other Animals
Why didn't we think of this sooner?
Read More »“Experts” Criticize Sweden’s Coronavirus Response, Demand Economic Destruction
These experts really want to see the world burn.
Read More »Sweden’s Chief Epidemiologist Defends “No Lockdown” Approach to Fake Pandemic
When it comes to the coronavirus hoax, Sweden will end up having the last laugh.
Read More »Belgium: Dozens of Vibrants Arrested After Vibrant Riot
They were protesting skinhate or something.
Read More »UK: Somali Gangrapist Saved from Deportation by Cuck Passangers to be Released on Bail
Britain never disappoints.
Read More »WHO Chief Says Coronavirus is Ten Times Deadlier Than Swine Flu, Wants to Force Vaccinate Everyone
The data shows the exact opposite though.
Read More »France: Macron Extends Lockdown for a Month
The nightmare will go on for at least another month.
Read More »CNN Declares China’s Treatment of Blacks a “Diplomatic Crisis”
Everything right now looks as though these people are attempting to start a war.
Read More »I Guess It Looks Like Paul…
Dune will be disappointing no matter what.
Read More »We Should be Thinking Really Hard About Who We Bail Out
I've been thinking about the concept of bailouts, particularly in America.
Read More »UK: “Running Out of Body Bags”
This is de facto fake news, on purpose, to cause a panic. Why?
Read More »Coronavirus: Iceland Tests 10% of Its Population, Half of Infected Have No Symptoms
Coronavirus is a gigantic hoax.
Read More »Black Guy from WHO Says If We Stop Treating the Fake Pandemic Like a Real Pandemic, A Real Pandemic Will Happen
Could be, could be.
Read More »New Anti-China Propaganda: Dog Eating Gooks Hate Niggers
Who cares?
Read More »Some British Academics Say Coronavirus is Like a Regular Flu Outbreak
If you entertain alternative explanations and possibilities, you're a conspiracy theorist.
Read More »UK Officials Say Normal Life Will Resume with a Coronavirus Vaccine in About 18 Months
The life of your dreams is just one vaccine away.
Read More »Apple and Google are Now Working Together in Mass Surveillance Operation
Your privacy is risking lives.
Read More »UK: More “Experts” Now Saying Lockdowns Can’t be Lifted Until a Vaccine is Ready
What if people don't want to get vaccinated though?
Read More »Sweden: Daily “Coronavirus” Infections and Deaths are Decreasing Without a Lockdown
Governments enforcing lockdowns are being humiliated.
Read More »Italy and Ireland Extend Lockdown for Three More Weeks, Britain Could Extend It Even Further
They are torturing people with these lockdowns.
Read More »UK: 150,000 People are Expected to Die Because of the Lockdown, Not the Virus
The lockdown will kill more people than the flu.
Read More »Greece: Syrian Child Refugees Chop Down Thousands of Olive Trees in Lesbos for No Reason
Olives are Dyke Island's most important source of income.
Read More »SHOCK: Boris Johnson is Out of Intensive Care, Doing Fine
I'm simply shocked that a 55-year-old man was able to survive the flu.
Read More »Now Comes the Invasion of Swarms of Giant Hornets
The next Asiatic plague!
Read More »92% of Coronavirus Victims in England are Over 60, Only Five People Under 20 Died
BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.
Read More »UK: Police Threaten to Start Checking Shopping Carts to Make Sure Purchases are Allowed
The government will decide if you're allowed to buy what you want to buy.
Read More »Only 6% of “Coronavirus” Cases Have Been Recorded Worldwide, According to German Scientists
Unreported cases are mostly mild or asymptomatic.
Read More »Sweden: Amidst Ongoing Immigrant Violence, Security Forces Warn of “Right Wing Extremism”
Last night in Sweden...
Read More »It Would be Nice If Assange Got Released
It would be a great boost to morale if he got free.
Read More »WHO Expert Calls Crisis “Marathon,” Wants Total Lockdowns to Continue Indefinitely
Who gave these "experts" the power to decide if people can leave their homes?
Read More »UK: Decision on Lifting Lockdown is Delayed, Nightmare Will Continue for Weeks
This uncertainty about the duration of the lockdown is psychological abuse.
Read More »Germany: Hundreds of “Child Refugees” to be Flown Into the Country From Greece in the Following Weeks
They can't wait to pay Merkel's pension.
Read More »Trump Wants to Defund Doctor WHO, They Whine and Beg Him “No”
#IStandWithTheDaleks
Read More »Boris Johnson Spends Second Day in Intensive Care
This is a publicity stunt for the virus.
Read More »Cartoon Evil: Breitbart Promotes US Government Fake News That Chinese Were Burning People Alive in Wuhan
Are you ready to rumble?
Read More »European Countries are Already Starting to Open Back Up
It is spring time, and the flu season is over.
Read More »Birds are Getting Smarter Because of Climate Change, Using Tools, Opening Packets of Sugar
The dinosaurs will come back.
Read More »Germany: Third AfD Leader Gets His Car Torched in a Month
Democracy is safe now.
Read More »UK: People Can’t Sunbathe or Buy DIY Equipment for Home Projects During Lockdown
They may ban people from having fun during the lockdown soon.
Read More »Mass Grave Thought to Contain 30,000 Bodies is Discovered in Rwanda
Coronavirus is nowhere near as deadly as blacks.
Read More »Hysterical Experts Urge Sweden to Embrace Lockdown Hysteria and Sacrifice Their Economy
Powerful, influential people want to shut Sweden down.
Read More »Spain: Illegal Moroccans Fleeing Back Home Due to Fake Plague Hysteria
What will we do without them?
Read More »Italy: Ending the Lockdown Will Require Use of Smartphone App, Social Distancing Will Remain
People would rather be enslaved than catch the flu.
Read More »Boris Johnson Goes to the Hospital for Coronavirus
This is just a stunt to promote the hysteria.
Read More »UK Government Now Endorsing Theory That Coronavirus is a Chinese Bioweapon
Oh, it's happening.
Read More »UK: Former Supreme Court Judge Calls Response to Coronavirus “Hysteria,” Questions Lockdown
People are starting to point out that the whole coronavirus thing is pure hysteria.
Read More »Epidemiologist Leading Sweden’s Coronavirus Strategy Says UK’s Lockdown has Gone Too Far
Sweden's chill strategy is winning over the freakout strategy.
Read More »Germany Accuses Trump of “Piracy” for Allegedly Jacking Their Masks
Shiver me timbers and God bless Elvis.
Read More »Islamic Boxer Spreads Retard-Tier 5G Coronavirus Theory
I guess to be fair, this actually makes more sense than what the media is promoting.
Read More »UK: Lockdown Could Start Getting Gradually Lifted by the End of May
The flu has taken people's liberties.
Read More »Italian Politicians Look Into Giving Immune People “Licenses” to Work
The license for human interaction is coming soon.
Read More »Italy: People Protest for Food After Running Out of Money Because of the Lockdown
What would you do if you ran out of food and money?
Read More »Including Coronavirus, Flu Death Toll Set to be That of an Average Year
This is such a bizarre way for civilization to collapse.
Read More »UK: Facebook Group Organizing Burnings of 5G Towers Hysterical Lunatics Think are Causing the Flu
Why... does Facebook allow this?
Read More »Personalizing “Coronavirus” Deaths Gives the Hoax Weight
Most fatties who get the disease still will not die.
Read More »European Union Set to Approve Food Made from Bugs
Are you ready to save the planet?
Read More »UK Government Wants to Make Coronavirus “Immunity Certificates” for People
The nightmare is just getting started.
Read More »UK: 34-Year-Old Kills Himself Due to Loneliness During Social Isolation
Social isolation is a form of torture.
Read More »Poland the First Country to Discuss Canceling Elections and Allow President to Remain in Office
Trump canceling elections will at least be funny.
Read More »Jewropean Court of Jewstice Says It’s Illegal to Not be Invaded
Skinhatism of the purest kind.
Read More »Malaysia’s Government Tells Women Not to Nag Their Husbands During Lockdown
Imagine not being able to escape from a nagging wife.
Read More »Human Rights Watch Warns Governments May Use Coronavirus as Excuse for Mass Surveillance
The threat is the response, not the virus.
Read More »Pakistan Commutes Sentence of Man Who Killed WSJ Journalist
Daniel Pearl was a Jewish spy.
Read More »Racist Kenyan Cops Shoot Unarmed Teen to Death…!
Cops in Kenya are abusing martial law because they hate blacks.
Read More »UK Government Working on Mobile App to Track People Who Come Into Contact with Coronaflu
Licenses to socialize may become a thing soon.
Read More »Evidence Found of Prehistoric Rainforests Existing in Antarctica
This is fun. Not Coronanews.
Read More »Russia is Sending Virus Aid to the US, Media Says It’s a Plot
The jig is up.
Read More »Panama Restricts Citizens’ Movement by Gender During Coronavirus Lockdown
Lockdown measures get even more ridiculous by the day.
Read More »Singapore: High Court Upholds Laws Against Faggotry
If you close your eyes and listen carefully, you'll hear an "Oy vey!" somewhere in the distance.
Read More »Using Corona War Powers, Donald Trump is Kicking Little Mexican Children Back Across the Border
Out, out, out!
Read More »Wales: Goats Take Over the Abandoned Streets of a Town
Goats are smarter than people.
Read More »UK Government Now Allows Women to Perform Abortions at Home Because of Coronavirus
True story.
Read More »Reports Say Meghan Markle’s Elephant Movie Sucks
IT'S 2020! STOP BEING RACISTS!
Read More »Austria Makes Mask-Wearing Mandatory in Supermarkets, Germany Signals It May Do the Same
It was about time.
Read More »“We Can’t Tell You When Lockdown Will End,” Says UK’s Chief Scientific Adviser
It's surprising that people aren't rioting.
Read More »Peru: Mobs Burn Bats Alive to Combat Coronavirus
I don't think this will help.
Read More »Sweden: Health Board Gives Top Priority to Treating Illegals
Swebola is the deadliest of all diseases.
Read More »Belarus President Refuses to Cancel Events, Says Vodka and Saunas Will Beat Coronavirus
Finally a reasonable perspective on the coronavirus from a world leader.
Read More »India: Naked Man Bites Woman to Death After Escaping Quarantine
YES! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO HAPPEN!
Read More »UK: London Cops Remind People to Report Corona-Related Hate Crimes
"Even if you’re not sure if it’s a crime or not, you should report it so we can investigate."
Read More »UK: Lockdown Could Last Six Months or More, Social Distancing Will Continue Even Further
No one knows when this is going to end.
Read More »Serbia Bans Dog-Walking Because of Coronavirus, Pet Owners are Furious
Even dogs are suffering because of the lockdown.
Read More »Mexican President Orders Cancelation of Construction of Corona Beer Brewery
The poor bastards.
Read More »EU, Germany Tell Italy They’re on Their Own with Their Destroyed Economy
Hopefully this gets them out of the EU.
Read More »Plague Johnson Says This is Going to Get a Whole Lot Worse, X-Treme Measures May Last Through June
What are they going to do? Put people in camps?
Read More »Fake Security Companies Continue to Promote “Foreign Hacker” Hoaxes Unabated
Why hoax this bullshit when you've got Coronavirus to hoax people with?
Read More »Spain: “Youths” Attack Ambulances Transporting Elderly Coronavirus Patients
Kids these days don't know the meaning of hard work.
Read More »Iran: Hundreds Dead After Drinking Bootleg Booze to Prevent Coronachan’s Embrace
It may end up killing more people than Coronachan herself.
Read More »Mexico is Worried About Coronavirus Because They’re So Fat
Poor dears.
Read More »UK: Government Gets Green Light to Use Personal Phone Data to “Fight Coronavirus”
Opposing mass surveillance now means wanting people to die of coronavirus.
Read More »Indians Told They Could be Shot for Defying Coronavirus Lockdown
Coming soon to America, probably.
Read More »UK: Teenage Boy Goes Full Forest Hermit Because of Coronavirus Hysteria
Mass hysteria is driving people over the edge.
Read More »Scotland: Man Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison for “Culpable Homicide” for Killing Man Who Broke Into His Home with a Knife
I am just baffled.
Read More »With Only Two Corona Deaths, South Africa Does Complete Lockdown (Including Dog Walks)
We are approaching some kind of paranoid hysteria singularity where the question "but does this make sense?" no longer makes any sense.
Read More »Boris Johnson has Coronavirus!
The "Famous People Flattener" strikes again!
Read More »Brenton Tarrant Pleads Guilty After Being Starved and Forced to Relinquish His Gains
He's being punished for protecting the West.
Read More »UK: Nameless, Faceless, Raceless “Youths” Mug Medical Staff, Torch Vans Delivering Food
Darkies are worse than any virus.
Read More »Mobile Phone Industry Explores Worldwide Tracking of Users to Allegedly Counter Coronavirus
If they don't track your every move, the obese could die because of viruses.
Read More »Sweden: Doing the Bidding of Racist Swedes, Coronachan Slaughters Black Vikings
The Swedish neo-Nazis didn't print enough flyers in Somali.
Read More »Greece: Invaders Don’t Care About Coronachan, Keep Trying to Invade Greece
The Greeks still haven't cucked.
Read More »The Netherlands, Sweden, and Mexico are Not Locking Everything Down Because of Coronavirus
Time will tell if the chill strategy wins over the freakout strategy.
Read More »Countries are Starting to Hoard Food, Threatening Global Trade
The global freakout is reaching new heights.
Read More »Prince Charles has CORONAVIRUS
G O O D
Read More »Heroic Korean Arrested by Feminist Occupation for Making Sluts Pay the Ultimate Price!
#FreeChoJubin
Read More »UK: Jew Pressure Groups Demand Government Give Money to Illegal Immigrants
No sane society tolerates this.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says She May Have Coronavirus, Has Symptoms
Greta Thunberg may literally need attention in order to survive.
Read More »Coronavirus Can Survive on a Surface for 17 Days, High Temperature and Humidity Won’t Stop It
Governments are going to milk this.
Read More »UK Announces Nationwide Lockdown to be Enforced by Police
We are living in a completely non-functional society, and the first stress-test in decades has shown just how bad things really are.
Read More »Germany: Borders Still Open for Rapefugees!
But they're banning White people from entering.
Read More »UK: Food Policy Expert Urges Government to Start Rationing Scheme Because of Panic Buyers
Unsupplied cities are tombs.
Read More »Fiend Pompeo Says Iran “Lying” That the Coronavirus is a US Bioweapon
It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.
Read More »Italy: Paki Kills Old Farmer Who Tried to Stop Him from Leaving the Quarantine Zone
Italians may be in lockdown, but the Pakis are out of control.
Read More »The Tokyo 2020 Olympics are a Casualty of the Coronavirus
You know what's not canceled? The release of Doom Eternal.
Read More »Now is the Time for the Global Rise of McDonald’s Delivery
NOW NOW NOW.
Read More »New Zealand: PM in a Dead-Heat Against Corona, Keeps Her Blinkers on and Her Eyes on the Prize
This virus is a hoax.
Read More »Iran Refuses US Aid, Says US Probably Made the Virus as a Bioweapon
Iran is right!
Read More »Merkel Bans Groups of More Than 2 People, Then Self-Quarantines Herself with 4 Bottles of Wine
The response to the pandemic may be worse than the pandemic itself.
Read More »State Department Evacuating People From Guatemala on Emergency Flights
What is actually the point of any of this?
Read More »Coronavirus Global 300,000 Infections, 13,000 Deaths – Is This Really a Lot? (No, It Isn’t)
You are literally more likely to get attacked by an alligator than you are to die from Coronavirus.
Read More »Enterprising Indians Arrested for Selling and Marketing Innovative Cow Urine and Cow Dung Coronavirus Treatments
These arrests are a violation of human rights and free expression.
Read More »Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop
Because of a sad video.
Read More »More Than 70% of Coronavirus Deaths in Italy are Men
Male privilege at its finest.
Read More »Coronavirus Death Toll is Just Now Hitting 11,000
It's a hoax!
Read More »Paper Money Shunned for Fear of Virus Spread
Bankers would love to help you go cash-free.
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