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Daily Stormer
July 26, 2016
The wild SJW uses brightly colored hair to repel their natural enemy, a real job. But unfortunately this acts as a attack cue for the apex predator of the internet ecosystem, the Nazi troll.
Starbucks, like other real companies, used to have a dress code forbidding brightly colored hair and Mickey-Mouse clothing. But as it turns out, this prevented them from hiring enough employees to remain in business.
You see, 90% of the people who end up working at Starbucks are college grads who recently found out there is no market demand for their Master’s degree in women’s studies or Afro-centric anthropology. In other words, SJWs.
But since most of their clientèle consists of these same students sipping 7$ lattes while arguing about colonialism and writing blog posts on their MacBook Pros, the lowered level of professionalism is probably not going to hurt Starbucks as a company.
Got purple hair? Starbucks wants to hire you.
The world’s largest coffee chain is loosening its employee dress code to allow workers to don brightly-dyed hair and coloured, patterned clothing.
Starbucks says employees now have more fashion choices to wear underneath the company’s signature green apron — within reason.
The revamped company attire rules now includes gray, navy, dark denim and brown tops along with shirts with small stripes, tone-on-tone plaids and tight patterns. Employees can also wear pants, shorts, skirts or dresses in grey, navy, brown, khaki and black, as well as dark-washed blue jeans.
Along with vibrant-coloured hair, staffers are likewise permitted to put on knitted beanies, fedoras and other suitable hats in brown, grey or black. Scarves, neckties and colourful socks have also been given the OK.
I guess Anonymous “hackers” also need jobs, if they’re not getting that JIDF dollar at least.
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Presutto said Starbucks employees can also have up to two piercings per ear and a small nose stud. Other jewelry will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis due to food-safety requirements.
This is the look Starbucks desires for it’s baristas.
Did I mention Starbucks is a Jewish company? No self-respecting Nazi would go there, especially not now that it’ll become the most wretched den of scum and villainy on this side of the continent.
Well, I guess you can go there if you want to drink coffee surrounded by weird, alien creatures.
