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Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
May 16, 2017
Societal collapse was narrowly avoided after an outage struck Starbucks credit card payment system!
Starbucks the Jew run company best known for selling overpriced cups of brown piss suffered a major systems outage Tuesday. The outage resulted in them being unable to accept credit card payments across America!
Some Starbucks stores were unable to use their registers for awhile Tuesday when the coffee giant’s payment system crashed after a technology update.
Customers posted on social media about getting free coffee since the payment system was down.
The company did not say how many stores were affected.
“We were doing a technology update for our store registers in the U.S. and Canada, and a limited number of those locations remain offline,” company spokesman Reggie Borges told Bloomberg. “Stores are still open. Customers are still able to get their orders.”
The only thing that prevented mass riots from unfolding was the fact that Starbucks decided to give away their cups of brown urine for free. If they had not done this, it is a certainty that cities like San Francisco and Seattle would have been burned to the ground.
It would have been unreasonable to expect the average Starbucks customer to pay for anything in cash. That is because the average Starbucks customer does not know what cash is. Starbucks knows this, which is why they made the right decision to temporarily supply free product to their customers.
As we can see by this shocking video evidence, the average Starbucks customer is sick in the mind and the soul.
There are literally millions of people across America who are addicted to this expensive brown piss. It is a major health problem that has not received the attention it deserves. This horrible addiction is far worse than the widely reported opioid crisis.
Until this health problem is resolved, the federal government should declare Starbucks computer systems as infrastructure critical to national security. If their systems go down for a lengthy amount of time, cities will be destroyed and people will die.
