Subhumans Caught Making and Selling Fake Makeup Containing Feces

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
April 17, 2018

So innovative! White girls can now make themselves up to both look and smell like negresses.

This is some big-brained nibba shit right here. I mean, who would think to turn a waste product, such as human and animal feces, into a valuable commercial commodity?

This is exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking our society needs.

Why pollute our waters and land with waste, when we could get women to slather it in their faces instead? This is a much more eco-friendly solution to a serious environmental problem.

Bravo.

USA Today:

Los Angeles police confiscated $700,000 worth of bootleg cosmetics containing animal feces, bacteria and human waste on Thursday.

The counterfeit products were uncovered in a raid of 21 stores in the city’s Fashion District, notes Los Angeles television station KABC.

Los Angeles Police Department Capt. Marc Reina released photos of the department’s work on Friday.

“Busted! Major Task Force hits 21 locations in the @LAFashionDist and nets $700,000 in Counterfeit cosmetics found to contain bacteria and human waste. The best price is not always the best deal!” Reina tweeted.

These racist cops just don’t understand the true genius of this idea. They probably don’t even care about the earth.

Sad.

The raid followed several instances in what people called the name brands to gripe about bumps and rashes, reports KABC. The products were tracked to the Fashion District, where officers did undercover buys. Subsequent tests found bacteria and animal feces, the station reported.

Who cares about a few bumps and rashes when they’re elegantly covered up by this hip new makeup product?

This is what makeup is for, anyway.

Progress always comes at a cost.

Detective Rick Ishitani told KABC companies must meet the expensive duty of meeting safety standards while makers of bootleg product don’t.

“Those feces will just basically somehow get mixed into the product they’re manufacturing in their garage or in their bathroom — wherever they’re manufacturing this stuff,” Ishitani told KABC.

“Somehow?”

You don’t get massive amounts of poop in your product by “accident.” This is obviously part of the recipe.

Africans have been using bodily waste products as cosmetics for thousands of years, after all.

We need to get rid of our Euro-centric prejudices.

We have much to learn from brown people, who are much closer to nature than us close-minded Whites.