That Nigga Travis Kill He 5 Years Chald Cuz It Ate Da Cheesecake

That nigga Travis Stackhouse done admit he done smash up he own chald cuz it ate da last cheesecake.

That shit happen in over der in Wisconsin.

That nigga Travis be 30 year, he son be 5 years. Son name be called Sir Amer Stackhouse. Nigga be like “gib me dat cheesecake, sir!” Lil nigga say “nah,” now he ass in da groun.

Shit happens back in June, 2019. It took this long for the judge to decide dat nigga aint shoulda punch he son to deaf.

Dat nigga Travis say “guilty,” he done did a “second-decree reckliss homaside.”

Da judge show he spycam where da nigga sed “I kilt dat child like dat.”

We done learn that this nigga Travis got a metal hand. This nigga be like a super-villain and shit. It’s Father’s Day and the nigga Travis want he cake, but dem keeds already done eat it. So he take da metal hand to dey ass.

Nigga go out to da bar, come home and da chald ded.

All yall niggas nees ta thank. Yo ass got yoseff a metal hand, that shit aint be fo smacken up yo chald. Nigga should be out fightin crime or some shit, use dat metal hand to help da communnidy. Stead niggas be smack up dey keed.

Nigga, if yo lost yo cheesecake, go get yoselff annunda cheesecake. Aint yo chald falt. He hungry cuz yo aint feed his ass.

Aint no cheesecake in da jail, where yo as be goin fo fidteen year fo kilt dat chald.

Shieet.

No niggas out der aint never think bot nuffin, does dey?

Aint no wonder we gots too many problim in da communidy.

Apologies to the New York Post