The Ukraine Now Drafting Schizos and Junkies

Why didn’t they do this in the first place?

Everyone knows that drug-addled schizophrenics make the best soldiers.

That’s why the neo-Nazi gay rights group Azov brigade was so successful before they were all killed.

RT:

The Ukrainian military is enlisting men diagnosed with schizophrenia amid the struggling mobilization campaign, a recruitment office employee has told local media.

Individuals diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and deemed permanently disabled are being sent to the army without much deliberation, the outlet Slidstvo.info reported on Friday, citing a Ukrainian recruitment office employee. The Ukrainian outlet describes itself as team of independent investigative journalists.

The employee, who identified himself as Vladimir, recalled the case of a man with schizophrenia being mobilized after passing a military medical commission. He explained that many potential conscripts who don’t have the necessary papers, or who have been put on a wanted list, undergo a medical examination in a “maximally simplified manner.” “The commission is a formality,” he claimed.

The practice is reportedly relatively widespread. An unnamed frontline officer told the outlet that his unit had been sent not only individuals with psychiatric conditions but also those suffering from alcohol and other substance addictions.

They should replace Zelensky with a schizophrenic.

He’d come up with better strategies than invading Kursk, that’s for sure.

He might even be able to turn the tide of the battle by decoding symbolism.