Them Two Young Bitches Done Killed the Pakistani Granddad of Uber Eats

They be two young bitches age 13 n 15 done killed the Pakisganni granddad of Uber Eats when they be tries to jack he car.

This shit happen in DC.

Bitch cops aint sed who these bitches is, cuz dey sed they miners. Bitch you a miner, you go get yo skank ass back to Afriga and mine you some dimans. Aint yo skank ass be killed no granddad.

We knowd them bitches be black, firsly, cuz aint no white folks be jackin no cars, n I aint even thought there be any white folks lives in DC. You in da hood in DC, yo think yo be in da muffuggun Congo. Muffuggen cannibal throw a spear up yo ass. Segont, f it did be some white bitches, you know them police be like “these bitches white, dey kill the granddad to take they revenge fo nine eleven cuz they be hatin.”

Yall niggas know that media be sayin all this “white people did somethin, white people be hatin” and buncha yall niggas be noddin yo heds. Nigga yo aint never eben seen no white ppl sept yo black ass was in court. Aint no white people be shootin up da hood, aint no white people be sellin crack at yo keeds, aint no white people be jackin nobodys car, shockten allah akbar grandad to deaf.

Thirsly, we got da Wirrl Star video, and them bitches be black as hell.

Wat these bitches done, they done shocted his old ass wit da taser.

He be called “Mohammad Anwar,” he 66, he stupid old ass come from Pakistan get he a job Uber Eats in DC. Nigga yo ass woulda been better off yall got a job at the Taliban. Prolly pay better too.

Now, them bitch cops sed that these bitches hop up on this niggas car like some animals attack shit, they started shockten he ass with a taser, they be tryin to scoot on up out with he car, he hangin out the side, and they shockten he ass, then them bitches done flipped da car over n dey squashed dat muddafuggah.

Oh anen other thing bitch cops sed, it’s 4:30 pm in the middle of the daylight when they do this shit.

These bitches already been at the court, and they telled they aint did shit. Prolly sed his ass was tryin to allah akbar em, some shit. You know bitches always be lyin, aint never did shit. I cain tell you in my life, I aint never met a bitch ever said she did shit.

That Muzlem fambly put up the GoFundMe. They granddad dead, they want some money cuz his old ass aint gon be don no mo Uber Eats. Prolly he feeden 17 people lives in he house, yall seen these Muzlems be comin ober her, pakin in they house. Swy they call em “pakistan” cuz dey pack em in.

Them muthafuggahs made tree hunert thousant dollas on this muthafuggah. They see they, they be glad the nigga ded. He aint makin no tree hunert thousant driven no Uber Eats, das fo sho.

Fambly sed he’s a good worker n he jus wans a better life in America. Nigga if yalls better life is driven Uber Eats in da hood in DC, then I aint know wadda tells yall. Maybe all yall Muzlems should stay in yo cuntry, seda comin over in da community and bombin we buildins n shit.

Oh yeah, I member dat shit, nigga. I member.

I member da gungermen sed theys gunna go to Pakistan and kill ereybuddy there. That skinny black bitch got on there, she says she’s gonna use a nugulier bomb on Pakistan, n kill ererybuddy. But I guess bitch mussa been lyin again, cuz now these muthafuggeas from Pakistan comes over here, getten killed by niggas.

That bitch’s name was Condo Lisa. I member all dat shit. Fo dat she was called Hood Lisa, she get a job in the gungermen move she ass into a condo.

Poasta she was gonna kill all the Muzlems, n she aint do it. She busy sucken dick, she busy lyin, aint got time to do she job them white folks told she was posta do. Like bitch all yo black ass gotta do is push da button, sent da bomb. N yo aint had time? Yo wuz gettin yo hair did?

Now we aint got Donnold Trump no mo, they be bringin mo, mo, mo a these muffuggahz up her. Yall niggas too stupid, I told yall da hood gon be fillen up wif Messicans n Muhammeds if yall vote Biden, but yall niggas is too stupid, thinks Biden gon give yo stupid monkey ass money fo so you can buy you a new fong.

Fars as these bitches kills Uber Eats man is concern, yo know what I sed: where is dey mamas be at? Dey be sucken dick n smoken crack? Yall is thinkin them bitch police is gon watch yo keeds fo yo, I got news bitch, aint no mo police, sept fo when theres a dead body. So now yalls gonna has to get that dick outcho moutf and watch yo keeds, or they be haulin yo ass in ta splain why yo keeds done shockted Muhamed fo dey splattert he ass.

With apologies to People Magazine.