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Don’t worry, silly goyim…!
Everything is fine…!
No need to think anything strange is happening…!
This is all perfectly normal, stupid goy!
A man cut off his penis and threw it out the window of his car as he was being chased by police. Tyson Gilbert, 39, allegedly claimed that voices on the radio told him that doing so would save the world.
Gilbert, of Cookeville, Tennessee, took police officers on a chase through two counties of the state on Wednesday morning, the Daily Mail reported.
State highway patrolman Bobby Johnson was the first to spot Gilbert driving naked and covered in blood after he severed his penis. Gilbert fled when approached by Johnson.
‘When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop,’ said Johnson. ‘He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving.’
‘The first spike strips got one of his front tires and the second got the other tire,’ Johnson said. ‘After that it became a slow speed pursuit with him running on his rims until we boxed him in.’
Alexandria police officers eventually cornered Gilbert’s car on the highway before he got to Interstate 40 by putting spikes on the road.
Cops took him into custody and he was admitted at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.
Police said Gilbert heard voices on the radio of his Honda Accord that told him to harm himself to ‘save the world’.
It was not immediately known if his penis was retrieved to be reattached.
An investigation into the incident is ongoing.
Nothing is happening here, goy.
People always ran from the police and then cut their penises off. It’s perfectly normal to have some percentage of the population do something like that. It’s part and parcel of living in a very safe society.
You must make sacrifices for safety.
If someone kills their whole family, or does a mass shooting, or cuts their penis off while driving, you just accept that some people are not going to be able to keep up with what is necessary for safety.
So pour one out for the homies, as is our culture.
And then move on.
We are not only not doomed at all, we are actually doing great.
We’re almost about to land on some serious carbon neutrality, which is good news for Mother Earth and her inhabitants.
In fact, pretty soon, we’re going to enter into a kind of really amazing paradise.
We’ve got the, you know…! We’ve got the real happiness of safety and inclusion…!
Right now, we just need to make sure Donald Trump doesn’t come back and reinstall white supremacy. Meanwhile, we just need to keep fighting all these viruses, and keep educating children into understanding that they’re probably trannies. Then we’ve gotta completely change the weather, and turn the whole earth into a solid sheet of ice using advanced chilling technologies – it’s the only way we’re going to stop the hurricanes and earthquakes that are ravishing our society.
Everything is right on track for paradise, sometime around 2030.
We’ve all gotta do our part:
- Keep getting vaxed and vaxed and vaxed
- Teach children to become trannies
- Help the refugees
- Fight against white people
- Eat insects
We’re close now.
The future is right around the corner.
