UK: 29-Year-Old Footballer Shows Off Implantable Defibrillator He Got After Last Year’s Cardiac Arrest

Twenty-something athletes have always gone into cardiac arrest.

This always happened, and if you don’t remember it happening before 2021, you’re an antisemite and should be assassinated by the Mossad.

AP:

Luton captain Tom Lockyer says his heart stopped for more than 2 1/2 minutes when he suffered cardiac arrest in a Premier League game at Bournemouth in December, but he is still hoping that doctors give him the all clear to keep playing professionally.

The 29-year-old defender collapsed in the 59th minute at Vitality Stadium on Dec. 16, resulting in the game being abandoned.

So gay to end a game if someone has a heart problem.

Players can just start taking booster shots before games they know they’re going to lose.

Lockyer was discharged from the hospital five days later following a successful procedure to fit an implantable cardioverter defibrillator.

“Two minutes, 40 seconds I was out for,” Lockyer told Sky Sports in an interview aired Sunday before Luton’s game against Manchester United in the Premier League.

Well, he clearly suffered brain damage, because that sentence is not supposed to end with the preposition “for.”

“I needed the defibrillator to shock me back. A massive thank you to the paramedics and club doctors involved, because without them I wouldn’t be here.”

Lockyer also collapsed during May’s Championship playoff final victory over Coventry at Wembley, leading him to undergo surgery to correct an atrial fibrillation.

Haha.

This guy just can’t stay on his feet!

He said he knew straight away that his collapse at Bournemouth was more serious.

“I was running up to the halfway line and went really light-headed. I remember thinking ‘I will be OK in a second’ and eventually I wasn’t,” he said.

…

Manchester United midfielder Christian Eriksen successfully resumed playing after being fitted with an ICD following his collapse at the European Championship in 2021 while playing for Denmark.

These retards need to learn: “If you’re vaxed, just relax.”

If you got a hot vax, you can’t play sports again for the rest of your life. You just need to sit around. Maybe take up whittling or CS:GO.

Video from October 2021