Unconsentable Teen Girlfriend Murders Mom of 33-Year-Old Boyfriend, Gets Away with It, Tells on Self

Kaitlyn Coones, 17

Teenage girls are old enough to beat someone to death. They’re old enough to have sex with men close to their own age. But they’re not old enough to consent to sex with an older man.

The key there is consent. Because they can do it and want to do it and beat people to death if they get in the way of it, but if they are under a certain age they can’t consent to it.

This is all very serious because we live in a totally serious society.

New York Post:

A 17-year-old girl in Ohio fatally bludgeoned her older boyfriend’s mother with a rock — after giving him a five-hour ultimatum to kill her himself, authorities say.

Kaitlyn Coones of Cleveland is being tried as an adult on murder charges in the death of Nicole Jones, 53, with prosecutors saying the teenager beat Nicole to death in April — just days after she left her foster home to be with her boyfriend, Jonathan Jones, 33.

Jonathan Jones, 33

Nicole Jones, 53

Coones had allegedly given Jones — who was previously convicted over his illegal relationship with the underage girl — a five-hour window to kill his mom, who disapproved of their relationship.

Kaitlyn had told Jonathan that they needed to do something about his mother because she was preventing them from being together, and she gave him five hours to do something about her,” Detective Jake Albright of the Sylvania Township Police Department said in court Friday, according to Cleveland 19 News.

It looks like she was really in control of this relationship, wow.

It’s wild how you can control other people while also not consenting to those people, but that’s how it goes.

Consent theory is supported by science, so it’s not even really a theory. It’s like fish transforming into monkeys: it’s a theory and a fact.

When those five hours passed and Jonathan still had not taken action, Coones took matters into her own hands, prosecutors say.

“She went outside, retrieved a rock, and when Nicole Jones was standing in front of the refrigerator in the kitchen, unaware of Kaitlyn’s presence, bludgeoned Nicole Jones a number of times and strangled her,” Lucas County Prosecutor Andy Lastra alleged.

Jonathan was reportedly sitting in the living room at the time and allegedly helped his young girlfriend cover up the murder.

The pair headed to two local stores in Jones’ vehicle and purchased tarp and trash bags to wrap the body and clean the kitchen, prosecutors say, according to ABC 13.

The twisted duo then placed the body in Jonathan’s car, which they drove to a nearby apartment complex and tossed it into a dumpster that was ultimately taken to a landfill, authorities say.

Police say it is unlikely Nicole’s body will ever be found.

Holy shit.

Who knew it was this easy to get rid of a body?

That puts an end to all that Jimmy Hoffa bullshit, no?

After disposing of the body, the two suspects are said to have driven across the southern border into Mexico.

Authorities said they were only made aware of the alleged crime the next month, when Canton Police contacted the Sylvania Township Police to conduct a welfare check on Nicole.

Canton Police officers said they received word from Coones’ foster home that the teen had texted a nurse, saying she had killed two people and was on the run.

It is unclear who the other victim may have been.


What a retarded ass bitch.

She literally gets away with murder, then escapes to Mexico, then texts someone to turn herself in.

It probably wasn’t even a call of the conscience, it was probably just “girl talk.” She was like, “yeah, and then I like, killed two people.”

Anyway, the point of this story is: if a woman ever starts talking to you about murder, leave. If she commits a murder, call 911. DO NOT help that bitch dispose of the body and then drive to Mexico. Even if you’re real clean about everything, the bitch will just text someone a confession for no reason.

But even without a murder, any situation where you’re a slave to pussy, or where you’re even making any kinds of decisions based on anything related to pussy, is a situation that is going to have a bad outcome.