US Government Erroneously Claims That Russia has Taken a Highway to the Danger Zone

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 6, 2015

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The US government, an institution characteristically known for its chronic lying and hoaxing, has erroneously claimed that Russia, who is currently trying to bring peace to the Middle East by bombing Jew-funded terrorists, has “taken a highway to the Danger Zone.”

John Kerry has claimed that while on the phone with Sergey Lavrov, the Russian Foreign Minister told him “I’ll take you right into the Danger Zone.”

Kerry released this video, in connection to the phone call.

However, speaking to Russian media, Lavrov said he made no such statement, and that the entire phone conversation consisted of Kerry speculating as to who was most likely to die in season six of the Walking Dead.

I’m just joking guys. These people don’t talk on the phone. The US government refuses to use phones to communicate with people they dislike.

NBC News:

Russia’s violations of Turkish airspace appear to be deliberate, NATO’s chief said Tuesday after the second such reported incident in as many days.

NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said the incursions were “unacceptable” and called on Moscow to “avoid escalating tensions” with the U.S.-led alliance, adding: “Russia must deconflict its military activities in Syria.

Ha!

Is “deconflicting military action” similar to decaffeinating coffee?

Seriously though, that is real military jargon, but it sounds ridiculous in that sentence.

He said that an initial assessment of the incidents indicated “that it doesn’t look like an accident.”

The United States and NATO denounced Russia over the incidents late Monday, raising the prospect of direct confrontation between the former Cold War adversaries.

Secretary of State John Kerry said it illustrated concerns about an escalated Syrian conflict.

Had Turkey responded … it could have resulted in a shootdown, and it is precisely the kind of thing we warned against,” Kerry said.

Yeah John. Turkey is going to start shooting down Russian jets. The fact that you either think that is true or think that by saying it you can get others to believe that you think it is true speaks to the softness of your faculties.

Kerry then pushed a button on his desk which caused to play the chorus of the Kenny Loggins’ song “Danger Zone,” indicating that the Danger Zone was the kind of thing he has been warning against.

Russia confirmed Monday that an Su-30 fighter aircraft entered Turkish airspace along the border with Syria “for a few seconds” Saturday. Turkey, a NATO member with the alliance’s second-biggest army, scrambled two F-16 jets to intercept it.

Later, a Turkish foreign ministry official said another Russian warplane violated Turkish airspace on Sunday, prompting Ankara to once again summon Moscow’s ambassador.

Stoltenberg said NATO confirmed there had been “two violations of Turkish airspace over the weekend.”

“Whether the Russian planes locked their fire control radars on the Turkish planes is something I cannot comment on,” he told reporters. “But the information, intelligence that we have received provides me with reasons to say that this doesn’t look like an accident.

He added: “I will not speculate on the motives, I will just reiterate that this is a serious violation of Turkish airspace … and NATO has expressed strong solidarity with Turkey.

Well, if it was on purpose, the purpose was probably so that you would come out and whine about it like bitches and look like a bunch of whiny bitches to everyone paying attention.

What sort of a complaint is “he violated Turkey’s airspace” anyway?

It’s like saying “he spoke crudely to a prostitute.”