Washington: Electric Scooter Company Makes Its Vehicles Shut Down Near Anal Crosswalk

Lime is a very faggy company, and they’re very proud of that fact.

WJAR:

Lime, a transportation company which rents electric scooters and bikes to pedestrians, is implementing a “no go zone” around a crosswalk painted with a large Progress Pride flag mural in Spokane, Wash., the company told The National Desk (TND) Friday.

Police in Spokane recently announced the arrests of four suspects accused of defacing the mural. Officers said they received a call Wednesday of suspects on scooters damaging the mural. When they arrived at the scene, officers say they were able to witness the vandalism first-hand.

Never forget

The Pride mural had “widespread damage” according to police, including “black scuff marks consistent with scooter wheels.” Police noted the mural had recently been repainted to undo other damage to the flag.

Photos shared with the police report show the mural marked by at least 14 black skid marks.

One adult suspect is in police custody for 1st Degree Malicious Mischief, which is a Class B felony in Wash. Two other minors are in juvenile detention on the same charge.

In response to the incident, Lime implemented a “no go zone” over the crosswalk. Lime vehicles “aren’t authorized to travel in no go zones,” which it marks with red shading on its app. Entering a “no go zone” will cause a Lime vehicle to “gradually come to a stop,” according to its website, forcing a rider to walk their scooter until it is outside the zone.

Well.

This has a lot of implications about the future.

Isn’t this exactly what everyone was saying about electric vehicles? That massive corporations will be able to decide where you’re allowed to drive?

Thankfully, the anal parade went ahead as planned