Weird Mexican Stabs Two Neighbors Over Dog Poop

Daily Stormer
November 10, 2014

Michael V. Valentin: The Judge Dredd of dog poop.
Michael V. Valentin: The Judge Dredd of dog poop.

In Boston, these Mexicans don’t mess around – especially when it comes to dog poop.

In the suburb of Springfield on Saturday, a fight broke out over unscooped poop and this hombre stabbed two women, police report.

Boston:

Authorities said that Michael V. Valentin, 33, of 60 Belmont Ave. was quickly arrested after other neighbors identified him as the assailant. Detectives said they also found a large kitchen knife they believe was used in the attack.

Valentin is accused of repeatedly stabbing a 46-year-old woman in the back and slashing her 23-year-old daughter in the face. Both women are reportedly in stable condition at an area hospital.

The Springfield Republican reports that Valentin had called police to complain about his neighbor not cleaning up after her dog two hours before the attack.

Valentin faces two counts each of armed assault with intent to murder and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, and a single count of mayhem.

The race of the victims is not yet known, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they were probably Blacks or other Latinos. White people tend to pic up their dog’s poop.