πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” Zhirinovsky has Died πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

It’s a sad day for the humans of planet earth.

Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky has died in Moscow at the age of 75.

They are alleging “coronavirus,” but he was a smoker and drinker, and obese, so he didn’t really need a reason to die at the age of 75.

He was a hero and a great man. A virulent anti-Semite, some Jew dug up the dirt on him, proving that his father was a Jew, something that he eventually admitted to, but said that this did not change any of his stated opinions on that most vile of races. This is an inspirational story of a man overcoming a genetic disability to become a paragon of Christendom.

Zhirinovsky was technically a part of “the opposition,” but his views overlapped with Vladimir Putin’s most of the time. He basically served to give Putin cover for going further to the right. Aside from Putin himself, Zhirinovsky was the single most popular politician in the country.

According to RT, his death was announced on Wednesday by State Duma speaker Vyacheslav Volodin, and a minute of silence was observed.

Volodin, who is a member of Putin’s United Russia, described Zhirinovsky as a β€œbrilliant, talented politician… a man who deeply understood how the world works and forecast many things [that have since come to pass].” He went on to say that β€œone can hardly imagine the development of the modern Russian political system” without his contribution.

Indeed, Russia has been through a lot since the collapse of the USSR, and has had to form a new political identity. Zhirinovsky’s unfiltered and unapologetic nationalism and populism were a guiding light for the people.

Zhirinovsky was born in Soviet Kazakhstan to a Russian mother and a Ukrainian Jew father who quickly abandoned the family. He was raised strictly Christian by his mother. The Jews have accused him of harboring anti-Semitism as a form of hatred of his father, because Jews always psychoanalyze everyone who disagrees with them. In fact, there are very many reasons to hate the Jews, and I can’t think of any reason not to hate the Jews.

He was eventually banned from Kazakhstan for repeatedly calling for it to be annexed by Russia.

In 1991, he founded the trollishly named Liberal Democratic Party of the Soviet Union (LDPSU) to promote Russian nationalism. He had to change the party’s name that same year, because the USSR collapsed. It became the LDPR, and he has been a mainstay of Russian politics ever since. He came in third place in the 1991 presidential election, which was won by the drunken traitor Boris Yeltsin.

He formed a friendship with Jean-Marie Le Pen, and based his own party on the old National Front. He wanted to form a global alliance of white Christian nationalist parties.

Zhirinovsky argued not only for reclaiming all of the territory lost during the collapse of the USSR, but also for the invasion and conquest of Turkey, Afghanistan, and Iran, culminating in the conquest of Palestine, where he planned to eject all Moslems and Jews and establish a Russian-ruled capital of global Christendom. I’m not sure if he really thought this possible, but he wrote a book about it in 1995 entitled “The Last Break Southward.”

He was very funny in saying everything he said. One time after a female journalist asked him a question about the Ukraine, he told his bodyguard to rape her.

In 2003, during a drunken rant against George W. Bush and his people who were going to war with his friend Saddam Hussein, Zhirinovsky accurately described the United States a “second-hand goods store” filled with “cocksuckers, handjobbers, and faggots.” He went on to state, possibly inaccurately, that Russian scientists are able to change the gravitational field of the Earth and sink the entire continent of America. He further insulted the black whore Condoleezza Rice, saying she was “a black whore, who needs a good cock.” He added: “send her here, one of our divisions will make her happy in the barracks one night. She will choke on Russian sperm as it will be leaking out of her ears … until she crawls to the US embassy in Moscow on her knees.”

When running for president in 2018, he said that Russia should become a monarchy and change its name to “The Russian Empire” and start invading all of the neighboring countries. He said that sanctions were good, that being the enemy of the West was good, that it made Russia stronger.

During the Chechen wars, he advocated nuking Chechen villages. He blamed Britain for World War I, the Bolshevik Revolution, World War II, and the dissolution of the Soviet Union. Some of his views were more extreme and possibly offensive, but a lot of the time, probably, he would just say outrageous things in order to get people thinking.

Back in December, he somehow predicted the exact date of the invasion of the Ukraine: “At 4 a.m. on February 22, you will feel [our new policy]. I would like 2022 to be a peaceful year. But I love the truth, for 70 years I have been telling the truth. It will not be peaceful. It will be a year when Russia becomes great again.”

I wish he had lived to see the glorious victory in the Ukraine.