12-Year-Old Florida Girl Sells Stun Guns to Classmates, Misogynistic Cops Enforce Glass Ceiling

As a society, we should be encouraging our young female entrepreneurs.

Preventing this brave woman from selling guns to her classmates is just another example of The Patriarchy fearing the power of the vagina people.

The Smoking Gun:

A 12-year-old Florida girl is facing criminal charges after she admitted to selling stun guns to classmates, police report.

According to investigators, a staff member at Coleman Middle School in Tampa today alerted administrators that pupils had reported that a female student possessed a stun gun on campus.

In response to the tips, a school resource officer removed the young suspect from class and questioned her about the weapon allegations. The girl, cops say, admitted to purchasing five stun guns online and bringing them to school this week for resale to fellow students.

The child said she sold three of the weapons yesterday, and police are seeking to retrieve those stun guns from the parents of the purchasers.

The girl, whose name police have released, was found today in possession of two stun guns manufactured by Vipertek, which offers some models that retail for less than $15.

The underage weapons dealer was transported to Tampa’s juvenile assessment center, where she was booked for possession of a weapon on school property.

Vipertek is awesome.

But at this point, you might as well use a real gun in your escapades, because they’re going to charge you the same.

A stungun is now considered a deadly weapon, because it can like, cause a stroke or whatever.

Apparently, you’re not even allowed to sell them at school anymore – even if you’re a person with a uterus.

When I was a kid, you could sell Anthrax at school, and the teachers didn’t care. In fact, the teachers were selling it too.

My 7th grade social studies teacher, pictured taking time out of a lecture to try to sell kids Anthrax

Where is my freedom?