At first I was like:

But then I was like:

So then I was just like:

Previously: Faggot British Coward Walks Back Statements Against Jew Bloodsucker Zelensky

That fatty little hobbit faggot Ben Wallace insulted the king of all democracy on earth, claiming he was an ungrateful and greedy Jew swindler. He then apologized and said he never even said that.

The next day, he quit politics forever, saying he will “return to the Shire” and “sing songs with the dwarves.”

He later apologized for mentioning dwarves, and was then forced to resign from the Shire.

RT:

UK Defence Secretary Ben Wallace is leaving government at the next cabinet reshuffle in the fall and will not stand for reelection in Parliament, he told the UK Times on Saturday. After his failed bid to lead NATO, he said he is eager to leave politics entirely. 

Wallace stressed that he had no plans to leave the cabinet “prematurely” and force a special election, insisting he was not standing down because of a predicted Conservative defeat but because his constituency was being dissolved. However, he implied he had had enough of the job in remarks to the Times, emphasizing his 24-year political career and explaining “I’ve spent well over seven years with three phones by my bed.” 

What does that mean? 

The minister predicted a “much more unsafe, more insecure” world by the end of the decade, with the UK ending up in “a cold or a warm conflict” and Russia, China and “terrorist groups that have still not gone away” menacing from all sides.

Exactly right.

We are trying to build a utopia, turning kids into trannies and flooding ourselves with blacks, but these Russians, Chinese, and Moslems are holding the whole world back.

Just the facts, folks.