Americans Bulletproofing Their Vehicles, Worried Because Covid is Causing Violent Crime

This is fun.

I like the whole cyberpunk aesthetic.

The issue is that at the same time you have this “Warriors” type chaos on the street, you also have armies of feds that will show up at your house and throw you in a cage because you hurt a woman’s feelings on the internet.

“Anarcho-tyranny” is a kind of overused and possibly even pretentious meme, but it’s also true.

I mean, blacks are allowed to attack you, but you get swarmed by a paramilitary force if you protect yourself.

If we’re going to abolish law, we need to abolish all law, including vaginal law and anti-Semitism.

Then we can really start having some fun.

New York Post:

Shaken by crime spikes and a creeping sense of lawlessness, more Americans are having their vehicles bulletproofed than ever, insiders told The Post.

Until recently, the armored car industry catered almost exclusively to the wealthy elite in volatile third-world nations.

But with scenes of American street violence crowding Twitter feeds and news broadcasts, manufacturers have been flooded with orders from concerned everyday citizens.

I’ve actually been investigating whether I can be turned into RoboCop.

I just don’t want any memories of women. That’s my only caveat. Delete all memories of women, and just keep the memories of my best RimWorld colonies.

Also: NO FLYING.

NO.

FLYING.

“It’s been pretty shocking,” said Mark Burton of Utah-based Armormax, one of the world’s largest auto bulletproofing companies. “I would say it really started about 18 months ago. It used to be politicians and CEOs. Almost all international. Now we ‘re bulletproofing Honda Accords.”

Haha.

We’re on the path to a utopia.

We just need to make it way more legal for blacks to commit crime.

Founded in 1993, Armormax’s business once centered on clients from Mexico, Nigeria, South Africa and across the Middle East. The firm has fortified vehicles for prime ministers, presidents, and captains of industry.

But Burton said he now gets so many domestic inquiries that he recognizes recurring area codes.

For every order from Lagos, there’s another one from Los Angeles.

You don’t need a bulletproof car in Lagos unless you’re transferring millions of dollars in cash/gold.

This is anti-nigger blood libel.

A Las Vegas client named Sean, who works in the gaming industry, had his Mercedes G-Wagon fully bulletproofed last year.

“I think post-COVID things changed,” he told The Post. “Big city crime, road rage, shootings, carjackings. I drive my car down to The Strip every day, there’s been a lot of incidents here. I feel safer. It was well worth it and I would do it again.”

To keep pace with rocketing domestic demand, the company opened a new plant in Atlanta in 2021 and has plans to build three more.

DON’T SAY “NIGGERS.”

TALK ABOUT COVID.

COVID IS DOING THE CARJACKINGS AND SHOOTINGS.