Anal Aardvark: Alabama Bans Episode of Children’s Show Featuring Gay Marriage

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
May 22, 2019

Alabama may be the most bigoted state ever. They want to criminalize false rape allegations, they approved a near-total ban on abortions and a teen there even sued an abortion clinic on behalf of his aborted child.

Now they ban a totally inclusive episode of a popular cartoon that features same-sex marriage, presumably because they don’t want kids in Alabama to respect The Gay.

The Guardian:

Alabama Public Television has refused to air a recent episode of a children’s program that featured a same-sex wedding.

An episode of the popular animated series Arthur, titled Mr Ratburn and the Special Someone, was deemed inappropriate for the state’s young viewers by Mike McKenzie, the director of programming for the station, saying broadcasting it would be a “violation of trust”.

The series, which has aired since 1996, follows the adventures of the titular eight-year-old aardvark. In the episode in question, he and his classmates overhear their teacher Mr Ratburn, who is a rat, discussing plans for a wedding with a woman, who they assume is his bride-to-be. At the end of the episode it’s revealed that the woman is his sister and that he is actually marrying Patrick, an aardvark. The children, in attendance at the wedding with their parents, delight at the surprise.

Imagine watching a male aardvark marrying another male aardvark, knowing that they put their cocks in their holes, and thinking “wow this is delightful.”

That’s the current state of television.

Parents have trusted Alabama Public Television for more than 50 years to provide children’s programs that entertain, educate and inspire,” McKenzie said in a statement. “More importantly – although we strongly encourage parents to watch television with their children and talk about what they have learned afterwards – parents trust that their children can watch APT without their supervision. We also know that children who are younger than the ‘target’ audience for Arthur also watch the program.”

The episode was intended to educate kids about faggotry and inspire them to try it.

Rejecting it for those reasons is the definition of homophobia.

If you refuse to host a gay wedding at your house for your kids to watch, that’s also homophobia.

Also, if you refuse to let a tranny into your house to read books about sucking dicks to your kids, that’s also homophobia.

Teaching kids how to suck dick is what America is all about, it’s our values and it’s who we are, so maybe you should leave if teaching kids how to suck dick is not who you are.

Everything around you is trying to get you to suck a dick: TV, movies, school, college, your employer, the water, plastic, maybe even your family.

You may be strong enough to resist it, but are your kids strong enough? Even if your kids are strong enough to resist it, what about your grandchildren?

What about your great-grandchildren?

How does it feel to know that eventually, your offspring may choose to cut off their own dicks?

That’s the inevitable destination of the path we’re currently on: your grandsons cutting their dicks off.