Andrew Cuomo’s Pierced Nipples Reveal Him to be a BDSM Pervert

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 1, 2020

New photos of the Corona-hysterical New York Governor Andrew Cuomo reveal that he has pierced nipples.

The only reason anyone has pierced nipples is that they are a BDSM pervert. Maybe teenagers or women have them to be edgy, I guess, but not men in their sixties.

These also appear to be not simply rings, but weird “shield” type piercings.

Cuomo’s nipples:

Compare to:

Andrew Cuomo is a BDSM pervert.

The media is actually reporting on this, but they’re acting like it is cute and funny. They are not pointing out that it is weird that a high-level government employee would also be a high-level sex fetishist.

I personally think it is incredibly weird, on a number of different levels, but the most obvious level is that BDSM sex fetishists all go to mass orgies and do other things that the public would not be happy to hear about. That is to say, it is definitive blackmail material.

As dumb as the “Knucklehead” Andrew Cuomo is, everyone already knew that he was only governor of the most prominent state in the union because there is blackmail material on him, but now we have definitive proof that he is involved in mass BDSM orgies and the media is just like “te-he-he, nipples.”

The other thing is that we’ve had these conversations about high-level sex cults that are really dark and involve pedophilia and possibly murder, and certainly nipple-piercings would be much more likely among people involved in that sort of thing.

But again, he doesn’t even have to be doing that.

Star Trek: Picard star Jeri Ryan’s husband lost reelection simply because it came out in the court documents that he was going to sex parties and forcing her to have normal vaginal sex in front of other men. There is no possible way that Cuomo could get reelected if it came out that he was doing BDSM sex parties.

The masses of people do not like that sort of thing.

Maybe with normal sex parties they get mad because they’re jealous that they can’t engage, like H.L. Mencken famously argued, but with hardcore BDSM sex parties, most people who are not women or homosexuals simply think it is gross and the sign of an unbalanced mental state.

But most people also probably can’t make the very simple connection between a 62-year-old man having pierced nipples and BDSM sex parties, so it’s still likely he could end up as the next president.

Seriously.

The media is talking about him being Joe Biden’s running mate, but Joe Biden doesn’t need a running mate, he needs a replacement.

The Jews themselves have started demanding that Cuomo replace Biden.

That article was just from Tuesday, so they are actively considering a way to do this.

And it looks right now like the Democratic National Convention is going to be canceled because of this flu hoax.

So there’s going to be a whole lot of room to maneuver in a new candidate to replace Biden.

Before Coronavirus, it seemed like the Democrats didn’t even care about trying to win in 2020, as Donald Trump was doing well and it is really hard to beat an incumbent. But now that Trump has gone along with the mass hysteria and agreed to completely collapse the economy, they can pretty easily win. Maybe not with Joe Biden.

Cuomo on the other hand has been built up by the media as the level-headed hero of the Corona crisis.

He would sweep.

Nothing would be crazy at this point. Least of all this. It was all crazy before this virus, when the Democrats were running a man who was obviously completely senile.

I would say that right now there is a 50% chance Nipple Cuomo will be the next president.