Author: Andrew Anglin
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Shock Footage: Chinese Balloons Harass a Man as He Tries to Eat Lunch
It’s time to seriously consider launching a war on the Chinese in order to try to thwart the behavior of these balloons.
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Hogwart’s Legacy Breaks Records on Steam – Apparently, Everyone Despises Trannies as Much as They Should
Now do Atomic Heart!
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Hillary Goes to India to Push Complete Vaginal Dominance and Change the Weather
What is this bitch up to?
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Tulsi Gabbard Gives Tedious “Me, Me, Me” Speech to Congress
It’s just all so very tiresome.
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Awesome Disney BLM Cartoon Condemns Race Mixing
Keep up the good work, Jews.
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Media Officially Claiming Vax Deaths are Secretly Caused by Coronavirus
No one could have predicted this.
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UN Finally Condemns Hohols Killing POWs as If They’re Just Now Hearing About It
Like everything else happening right now, it’s related to the balloon.
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Large Marge has Anti-Balloon Freakout in Government Meeting
Marjorie “Large Marge” Greene has a catchphrase: “built like a truck with an insatiable urge to suck.”
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Lying Jew Government Claims They Shot Down Another Chinese Object
Fatmericans will just fall for the same stupid trick over and over again.
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Of Course the FBI is Totally Political and of Course No Leftist Feels Bad About It
What else would it be, if not political? What do people even think?
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Top US War Cunt Known Only as “Road Dog” Confirms Support for Attacks on Crimea
What is the plan here, exactly?
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Muchos Hombre El Beano, Mundo Grande El Rapo Del Americanski Bordero
Greg Abbott is whining about Democrat hypocrisy and doing nothing at all to stop these people.
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Middle East Earthquake: 22,000 Confirmed Dead So Far
It’s crazy they’re not explaining how it was caused by global warming.
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Elon Musk Blocks the Ukraine from Using Satellites for War
The Jews in Congress are going to accuse him of declaring war on NATO.
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Man Climbs Skyscraper Without Safety Equipment to Protest Abortion
Women shouldn’t be allowed to get away with murder.