Shock Footage: Chinese Balloons Harass a Man as He Tries to Eat Lunch

Shocking video has emerged of Chinese balloons harassing a man who is trying to eat lunch.

The balloons approached the man and began messing with him. He then called them “thugs.” They started going apeshit, and saying “call me the n-word, call me the n-word.”

Balloons are powered by helium, so it is a grave offense to a balloon if you call him “nitrous,” which balloons believe is a low quality gas.

More and more of these attacks by Chinese balloons are happening across America. Normal Americans are not able to live their lives in peace because Chinese balloons simply will not leave them alone.

The shocking video comes after another shocking video of Chinese balloons nagging a man in his car, claiming he is going to change the weather by using the air conditioning.

Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, Chinese balloons attacked the police.

It’s time to seriously consider launching a war on the Chinese in order to try to thwart the behavior of these balloons.