She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia.
Read More »Colorado: Individual Described as “A Yellow Sweatshirt” on the Run After Shooting Up a Party
Kids these days.
Read More »Trump’s Weird Aggression Against Iran and Iraq has Been Good for Bernie
I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.
Read More »Instagram Removes Pro-Iran Content, Says They’re Complying with Sanctions
Weird move.
Read More »Tortoise with the Ultimate Sex Drive Bangs All the Shelled Skanks on Galápagos
White people are soon going to be in need of such a hero.
Read More »Texas Opts Out of “Refugee” Program After Trump Executive Order
Even Ilhan Omar is wrong sometimes.
Read More »Vermont Senator Introduces Bill to Outlaw People Under 21 Owning Cellphones
I'm on-board with this.
Read More »WHITE SUPREMACY: No Colored People Will be Allowed in Next Democrat Debate
Democrats are the real racists.
Read More »Iran Admits That They Accidentally Shot Down the Passenger Jet!
Yikes.
Read More »West Says That Iran Accidentally Shot Down Its Own People on Passenger Jet
Weird twist!
Read More »Platinum Mike Perry Calls Michael Jai White a Bitch Ass Nigga
It's not so much a question of "was it okay?" as "was it funny?"
Read More »Chinese Viral Outbreak is a Version of the SARS Race-Specific Bioweapon
There is more or less a zero percent chance that this is not part of a plot against the Chinese.
Read More »Amazing Adventures in Single Motherhood: Mom’s Boyfriend Leaves Baby in Backpack, Baby Dies
Single mothers are the single most saintly group of people on earth.
Read More »Blacks Sue High School Over “Monkey See, Monkey Do” Slideshow of Hate
The reason that it is obvious that it is racist to say anything about black people and monkeys is that black people obviously look like monkeys.
Read More »Democracy: It’s When Fat People Decide Your Life
This experiment has failed and we need to reevaluate.
Read More »ABSOLUTE LEGEND: 93-Year-Old Man Shoots Crooked Landlord!
The cops and the landlords are united against the people.
Read More »5 Easy Things You Can Do to Show Appreciation to Our Nation’s Loggers
Finding unique ways to show appreciation to loggers is your duty as an American.
Read More »Ginger Faggot and His Repulsive Ape Quit Job as British Royals
Hm, didn't realize you could do that.
Read More »Hezbollah Leader Specifically Denounced Killing Any American Civilians
The media just lies because it's all Jews.
Read More »“American” Mercenary Killed in Iraq was Actually an Iraqi Given US Citizenship in 2017
Who cares about this nigger? SRSLY. Not even trying to be mean. Who cares?
Read More »77% of Americans Still Can’t Identify Iran on a Map
That's democracy for ya.
Read More »Trump Gives Bizarre Peace Speech in Place of Expected Bizarre War Speech
Well, that's comforting.
Read More »At Campaign Rally, Liz Warren Does Traditional Indian Tribal Dance
Just try to imagine a serious world leader like Adolf Hitler dancing like that.
Read More »Ukrainian Passenger Jet Crashes Over Iran, 176 Dead
So. This isn't good.
Read More »Austria Swears in Its First Vaginal-Majority Cabinet
Peak vagina will only be reached when we go full vagina, and there is not a penis left in power.
Read More »If War is to Begin, You’re Going to Want to Not Commit Sedition
Be careful.
Read More »Iran Strikes Back with Missile Strikes at US Bases in Iraq – No Casualties
So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not.
Read More »Iran Warns Great Satan That Any Further Attacks Will Result in Attacks on Israel
Iran is trying to be reasonable.
Read More »Yikes: Bibi Netanyahu Distances Himself from Soleimani Assassination
If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?
Read More »Tulsi Gabbard Goes on Fox News, Shows That She’s the Single Candidate for 2020 That is Against War
There will be no anti-war candidate in the 2020 election.
Read More »60 Minutes Interviews Forensic Pathologist Who Says Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
Ain't nobody gonna do nuthin.
Read More »US Denies Visa to Allow Iranian Foreign Minister to Speak at the UN
This is a violation of international law.
Read More »Iran: Funeral for Soleimani Breaks Into Stampede, At Least 30 Dead
Is this too some kind of Jewish plot?
Read More »Eulogist for Soleimani Declares an $80 Million Bounty on Trump’s Head
Seems unlikely to happen, but Moslems always go ultra-drama with this stuff.
Read More »Belligerent Orange Man Threatening Iraq with Sanctions After They Told US to Leave
We might as well just do both wars at once.
Read More »Filthy Bitch Sends Nudes to Everyone Who Donates to “Save the Koalas” Australia Fund
Slutting for koalas.
Read More »The New York Times Shares My Bafflement Over Donald Trump’s Plans in the Middle East
I just literally can't even.
Read More »Worse Than Charlottesville? Jews March Against Blacks in New York City
We have to move to shut down this rising hate movement by the Jews by passing laws that classify Judaism as domestic terrorism.
Read More »Death of Three Americans in Africa Proves That This Iran Bullshit is Retarded
Why is Somalian influence in Kenya not a top priority?
Read More »7 Ways to Honor a Logger on Loggers Day
On Loggers Day, we honor our nation's greatest heroes.
Read More »Iranians with American Citizenship Reportedly Being Detained at the US Border
This is really just a waste of time, is it not?
Read More »Netanyahu Promotes Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theory That Israel is a “Nuclear Power”
I hope that the SPLC is able to get him fired from his job for spreading such dangerous rumors.
Read More »Maryland Man Tries to Murder Flock of Seagulls with His Car
No, not the band.
Read More »Rose McGowan Sides with Iran in This War
You can always expect a potato nigger to go rogue.
Read More »Florida Man Breaks Into Florida Man’s Home to Suck on His Toes
These are the risks of living in the greatest freedom democracy ever on earth.
Read More »“Macho Man” Trump Says He has 52 Sites in Iran He’s Planning to Bomb
"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America
Read More »Iran: Just Like Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson Said, Iranians are Celebrating in the Streets Because of Democracy
When Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson are right, you've got to give them credit.
Read More »Selective Service Website Crashes After Fears of Draft
We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted.
Read More »Fatphobia Behind Distrust of Mike Pompeo
We should be rallying around the government and signing up for the draft, preparing for a full land invasion of Iraq or Iran or whatever.
Read More »Fox News Publishes Essay from Terrorist Sympathizer Who Says the US Should Leave Iraq
He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.
Read More »Kenya: US Military Attacked, Immediate Need for Invasion of Africa
THE UNITED STATES WILL NOT TOLERATE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Read More »Standard Black People McDonald’s Problems
McDonald's is the real criminal.
Read More »CNN Says Families of Troops are Groaning About Being Sent to Bring Human Rights Democracy to Iraq/Iran/Etc.
Time to buck up, snowflakes.
Read More »Trump Should Have Said He Assassinated Soleimani for the Poor Quality Memes He Posted
We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.
Read More »Real Boomer Energy: Trump Rallies Evangelicals, White and Mexican Alike
Who gives a shit?
Read More »Donald Trump’s Reelection May Hinge on His Ability to Fulfill His Campaign Promise to Start a War with Iran
Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?
Read More »The True Crimes of Qasem Soleimani (Abridged List)
Learn your history. These are the facts.
Read More »I Don’t Even Know What is Going On, lol
I literally can't even.
Read More »GREAT NEWS: Israel Stands with the United States in Their Terrorist Campaign!
Great ally, I love you.
Read More »Iranian Supreme Leader Appoints New Quds Commander After Disgusting Murder of Qasem Soleimani
The US created a martyr. I hope this is good for the spirit of the Iranian people.
Read More »Trump Follows Up Brutal and Cowardly Assassination with Weird Tweet
Who the hell even knows anymore?
Read More »No, This War Isn’t a Distraction from Impeachment
That is the coldest possible take.
Read More »Joe Biden Declares That American Culture is European and “Not from Some African Nation”
If Joe keeps talking like this, I might just vote for him.
Read More »BOLD MOVE: Trump Just Assassinated Iranian Military Leader in Iraq! Awesome New War Coming!
Well, there you have it...
Read More »Cowardly Democrats Denounce Trump for Starting an Awesome New War in Iraq
COWARDS!
Read More »Breitbart Jews Going Nuts with Support for New War in Iraq!
That's a yikes from me.
Read More »Will Donald Trump’s New Desert Wars be Able to Meet the Expectations of Fans of the Beloved Franchise?
Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?
Read More »Fourth Quarter Presidential Earnings are In! Why is This Legal???
Best freedoms is big time choices.
Read More »British Comedian Makes Joke About Greta Getting Fingered
The reason this is offensive: Greta is a Saint, a religious icon who has transcended the sexual.
Read More »Black Guy Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend During New Year’s “Pop Off” Ceremony
I don't know how you could accidentally shoot your girlfriend during this ceremony.
Read More »Taiwan’s Top Military Commander, Others Killed in Helicopter Crash
But let's be real: helicopter crashes are always suspicious.
Read More »Evangelicals Will Go Away. And Something Good Will Replace Them.
This nightmare will end.
Read More »Report Says Epstein’s Madam was a Mossad Spy and is Currently in Hiding in Israel
I don't think this is anything we didn't already know.
Read More »There is No Point to Beautiful Women
They are tools of the devil.
Read More »Not Satire: Joe Biden Tells Coal Miners to Learn to Code
How is this real life?
Read More »Jew Claims Two Black Women Assaulted Him, Broke His Phone, Pushed Him on the Ground
Black people are really, really mad at the Jews.
Read More »Satanic Pederast Pope Apologizes for Attacking Asian Woman
He should be the one being impeached.
Read More »Hunter Biden Should Have to Pay for This Stripper’s Baby
If I was this stripper, I would be demanding that I get a room in the White House if Joe Biden wins the presidency.
Read More »US Soldiers are Tear-Gassing Iraqis, Last Line of Defense from an Iraqi Invasion of America
We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.
Read More »2020: Welcome to the Future, Faggot
It's a great big world to explore now, faggot.
Read More »GREAT PLAN: Trump Deploying Many More Troops to the Middle East to Fight Helpful Endless War
Why not another 200 years of war in the Middle East?
Read More »Star Wars Fans Upset That Negroid Star Warrior is Planning to “Lay the Pipe” on White Bitch
Somebody's gonna have to lay that pipe.
Read More »Texas Church Shooter was a Drug Addict Mad the Church Wouldn’t Give Him Cash
The only thing that matters is protecting Jews from people who hate them.
Read More »When Popes Attack: Lunatic “Anal Pope” Goes Buckwild and Attacks Pilgrim Who Tried to Shake His Hand
I hope this woman presses assault charges against this evil, evil man.
Read More »Why Do Blacks Hate Jews? Let’s Look at the “Worst Landlords in New York City” List
There are a lot of reasons, in fact.
Read More »New York: Rando Jews Just Getting Lit Up on the Streets Left and Right
ㄒ尺ㄩ乇 丨丂尺卂乇ㄥ 尺丨丂丨几Ꮆ
Read More »Grimy 61-Year-Old Slut Sharon Stone Deemed Fit for Sex by Bumble
We have to RESIST.
Read More »Iraq: US Embassy Evacuated After Riots Following US Strikes
Who cares?
Read More »Cop Hate Crime Hoaxed McDonald’s with “F*cking Pig” Cup
You cannot trust the cops.
Read More »Black Leader Al Sharpton Meets with the Jews, Condemns Black People
Al Sharpton is your standard race traitor.
Read More »With Regards to Carly Simon’s Nipples
The 1960s really were just a gigantic Jew-fest, with these people running around Jewing up everything like mad.
Read More »Real Perp in Jew-Stabbing Identified: Hitler Websites
Typical story of a black turned evil by the internet.
Read More »Texas Church Shooting: Shooter Confirmed to be White Career Criminal
Of course he's white. Only white people shoot up their own churches.
Read More »Media Shilling “Chinese Persecuting Christians” Hoax After Washington-Backed Pastor Sentenced
All of these narratives we get fed by the Jewish press are so stupid that it is impossible to rank them in terms of how stupid they are.
Read More »Warehouse Workers Having Trouble Adapting to Getting Replaced by Robots
We probably need more Doom Yang memes.
Read More »Jews are Doing Nothing to Prevent Crown Heights Pogrom 2.0
It's looking like the summer of 2020 is going to get HOT HOT HOT.
Read More »Syria: Putin and Assad are Just Bombing Hospitals Because They Think It’s Funny
Now you see what our brave boys in uniform are fighting for.
Read More »UK: Jewish Shops Vandalized with “Jews Did 911” Graffiti
Something is going to have to give.
Read More »Top Black Chief John Lewis Diagnosed with Cancer
I could have sworn that this guy died, and they had some big fanfare around his funeral.
Read More »You Won’t Hear a Peep About the Black Guy Stabbing Jews
I'm hearing peeps tho.
Read More »Women on Television Create the Mass Delusion of Female Competence
We need to be aware of the way TV tropes have invaded our psyches.
Read More »New York: True Israelite Stabs Up Rabbi’s House on Hanukkah!
I for one welcome our incoming UFO Israelite Negro overlords.
Read More »Biden Says If He’s Subpoenaed, He’ll Go Underground Off the Grid
I'm bored and this article is stupid. Don't read it.
Read More »This Road is a Racist
I think we should rename it "Black Israelite Pyramid Energy Highway."
Read More »Teen Vogue’s Other Christmas Present to the Stupid Goyim
This is worse than telling you to take it up the ass.
Read More »Mossad Special Forces in Berets to Patrol NYC After Many Blacks Attack Jews
Maybe they should leave America?
Read More »German Public Television Apologizes After Telling Children to Sing a Song Calling Their Grandma a Pig
This seems distasteful.
Read More »Proof America Isn’t Racist
Finally, we have proof.
Read More »Seduction is a Myth
Being appealing to women has nothing to do with being masculine.
Read More »Mother Sentenced to 7 Years for Injecting Her Own Son with His Own Poop
Children are the future and they must be protected. And there is no place where they are less safe than in the care of women.
Read More »I Wish Evangelicals Would Just Go Away
Evangelicals will continue to poison America for whatever time they have left.
Read More »Mexico: Police Chief Arrested in Connection to Killing of Mormon Family
Colonizing Mexico is a hard mission.
Read More »I’m a Teenage Girl and I Need Information on Anal Sex
Yeah so here's this.
Read More »Imus in the Morning is Dead
As we remember that America used to be more normal, we can remember Imus.
Read More »Japan: First Case of “Online Hate Speech” Prosecuted as “Troublesome Behavior”
This case is a very bad sign of things to come.
Read More »Somalia: If You’re Black, Not Even Walking on a Street is Safe
This is what it's like to be young and black in Somalia.
Read More »America: If You’re Black, Not Even Filming a Music Video is Safe
This is what it's like to be young and black in America.
Read More »Netanyahu Thanks Trump for Massive Primary Win
Bibi has a bold plan for the future of annexation.
Read More »Could Bernie Actually End Up Winning the Primary?
Whatever happens, what we know is that Trump is going to win in 2020.
Read More »Flips: Duterte Fights Back Against US Meddling! Bans Two US Senators!
It is costing a lot less to stand up to the United States, the more countries do it.
Read More »Navy Seal Sent to Kill People is Attacked for Killing People Too Hard
womp womp
Read More »Drudge Now Claiming Trump “Outs” CIA “Whistleblower”
Basically, Matt Drudge is now functioning as a totally anti-Trump agent.
Read More »Sloppy Goyim: 16 States Looking to Legalize Marijuana in 2020
They want the goyim high on drugs and masturbating all the time.
Read More »Highly Important Life Advice from Mystic Sam Hyde: Get Good at Something
You'd better do something, lad.
Read More »Putin: Russia is Now Ahead of the US in Terms of the Development of Missile Technology
But what about the new war?
Read More »Canada: Satanist Sentenced for Ritually Torturing Animals, Child Pornography
This is really happening.
Read More »Mother Murders Herself, Two Kids in Mysteriously Evil Boston Suicide Garage
What is going on with this garage?
Read More »Experts: Bernie Might Actually Win the Nomination
He won't win the nomination. But it isn't because he shouldn't win the nomination.
Read More »Trump Gives Another Stupid “Warning” on “Civilians” in Syria
Who cares?
Read More »Yes, Steroids are “Incredible”
These people and their drugs make me sick.
Read More »Merry Christmas, Brothers
God rest ye merry gentlemen.
Read More »JK Rowling Says That Voldemort was “A Nationalist” and Supported Brexit
What is he a nationalist of? Wizards?
Read More »Trump Celebrates Hanukkah by Reminding Jews He Banned All Criticism of Them from American Campuses
The Bible is banned from campuses.
Read More »Fast Times on the Paris Commute
It's shocking to find that so many brown people actually have jobs.
Read More »Giuliani Attacks Soros, Claims He’s Not a Real Jew
Jews tacitly admit that Soros has a Jewish agenda.
Read More »Trump Goes to Turning Point Event, Attacks Windmills
Ann Coulter was also there.
Read More »Of Course You’re Going to End Up with Women Purposefully Smashing Mexican Children with Their Cars
What is incredible is how few people end up snapping.
Read More »How About a Tranny Video Game, Goy?
This tranny game will fail, and they will blame it on the public.
Read More »Global Anal Police: US Recalls Ambassador from Zambia After Men Punished for Sodomy
I don't know how we ended up in a situation where the most primitive people on earth are now more civilized than we are.
Read More »Saudi Arabia has Completely Abandoned Traditional Islam, Now Throwing Celebrity Rave Parties
You conquer a society not with bombs but by empowering their women.
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