Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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China Successfully Brings Back World’s First Samples from Far Side of the Moon
If the Chinese say the Moon is real, I’m inclined to believe them.
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Top US Government Official Pressured Tranny Experts to Remove Age Limits for Tranny Surgery
The government needs more trannies.
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Famous NY Church Tests Positive for Highly Toxic Air
Can’t solve it with windmills.
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NY’s Beached Whale Day Promotes Deformed Women at the Beach
Ugly is beautiful, goy.
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Ice Age Supremacists Storm 18th Hole with Smoke Grenades to Protest Cow King’s Tyranny
The cow army is planning to melt the planet.
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Texas Doctors Tell Parents Kids Will Kill Themselves Unless They Go Full Tranny
The souls are in the wrong body, goy.








