BANE?! Man Rams the CIA Headquarters Gate, Gets in Shootout, Dies

The zany adventures continue to intensify in the socially, culturally and economically collapsing American empire!

NBC News:

A man who tried to drive into CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, on Monday was shot by FBI agents after an hourslong standoff, officials said.

Two law enforcement officials said the intruder tried to drive into the CIA facility without access at about 6 p.m. ET, and was stopped by armed guards who operate a series of gates. CIA security officers had been negotiating with man and after he repeatedly refused to move, a decision was made to try to push the car out of the way.

A short time later, he got out of his car and brandished a gun before being shot by FBI agents. One of the officials says the person claimed to have explosives, but law enforcement officials have not said whether he actually did.

According to the two officials, the man is mentally disturbed and has tried repeatedly in the past to get into the CIA campus.

The man, whose identity has not been released, was transported to an area hospital, the FBI said. The extent of his injuries was not known.

The media announced minutes ago at time of writing that he’s died.

Crazy people going ape is going to be an ongoing feature that everyone is just going to have to get used to.

Let me be clear: none of it means anything. This is all just chaos.

Over the last few years, the CIA has focused on promoting anal sex, and celebrating other liberal causes.

I assume they still have branches that do espionage and various other spooky things, but their base at Langley has gone full diversity.

If this man would have gotten through, instead of finding a bunch of smoking men gathered around the corpse of a space alien, or mind control operations, or whatever he was expecting, he’d have found a fat millennial immigrant dealing with her anxiety.