Biden has Signed Legislation Destroying Women’s Sports and Enabling Enterprising Perverts to Jack Off on Girls in Locker Rooms

Here’s more proof that the decisions of the Biden Administration are secretly being made by Donald Trump, who is serving as shadow president as part of Operation Shadow Prez.

RT:

US President Joe Biden’s newly-signed executive order on “combating discrimination” has sparked controversy among many critics, who say it will destroy women’s sports by allowing transgender athletes to participate.

Biden proudly signed dozens of new orders during his first day in office, including one on gender discrimination which many believe will oblige colleges to approve transgender athletes for women’s sports.

Titled “Preventing and Combating Discrimination on the Basis of Gender Identity or Sexual Orientation”, the order allows athletes to compete in high school and college sports in accordance with their gender identity, not biological sex.

“Children should be able to learn without worrying about whether they will be denied access to the restroom, the locker room, or school sports,” it states.

This was the best thing that Joe Biden has done since he gave that speech in the Senate basically saying that black people should serve serious prison sentences if they got caught with a headlight out.

The left is pushing a lot of bad stuff – the immigration, the feminism, the wars, excessive military force to protect podiums, the virus hoax, you know all the things – but they are also pushing a bunch of stuff that is just fundamentally bizarre, and doesn’t have any obvious purpose other than to create social chaos.

In the case of the tranny stuff, they are punishing women and girls by creating a situation where it is literally impossible for them to have their own sports, or to have locker rooms without long-haired men who speak in a falsetto jerking off at them.

It does just seem totally malicious. It is purposefully turning one group of mentally ill Democrats against another, in order to satisfy an irrelevant group, and it is totally open to abuse by enterprising young totally heterosexual perverts.

I have no real sympathy for any of these women, and I’m glad their sports are destroyed, I’m glad they’re all going to experience perverted lunatics firing off hot loads of feminine semen at them. I think it’s funny because they deserve it.

I don’t think I would have ever done it myself, because I was always looking forward to my illustrious future as an internationally persecuted comedian who writes naughty jokes intended to fortify side muscles in the sides of teenage boys. But I would have encouraged my less ambitious friends to do it.

Nah, I’m just joking. If I was 14, I’d be registering my gender as “female” right now, and strategizing plans to blow loads on the most obnoxious of these sluts first, calculating the trajectories of the ejaculatory explosions like I was Chris Kyle.

In this analogy, the sniper rifle would be my dick, and the bullets would be loads of semen.

Again: you don’t have to “prove” you’re a woman, which is obviously impossible. I don’t even think you have to grow long hair. You can just check “female” on the gender form, and you have immediate and unrestricted access to all women’s sports, and their locker rooms. You can go in there jacked, in a Gucci bathrobe, and just start jerking it at these whores.

Unlike the army of teenage boys calculating their strategy once they’ve gained access to the girls’ locker room, I don’t think it is possible the Biden people have any strategy. It’s a full frontal assault (pun intended) on the middle class women who have remained their most powerful voting bloc. I don’t think it will make any of them rethink their absolute devotion to the establishment, but it will put them in a position where a few brave perverts might be able to land a load of hot jizz right between their eyes.

I want to see girls demonized as “Karens” by the media and kicked out of school for going on social media and complaining about how some dude jacked off on her face in the locker room, after dominating her in track and field.