Bill Gates’ Wife is Going to Make $65 Million for Divorcing Him

Can you imagine that there are people on the internet claiming that it is possible for a man to keep a marriage together in the 21st century?

I see people saying: “you just have to talk to her sternly if you want to keep your woman in check.”

Meanwhile, no movie star or billionaire is able to keep his wife in check. But randos on the internet claim they can.

Following the Jeff Bezos divorce, we’re now seeing a second billionaire divorce.

Bill Gates’ marriage is going the way of Windows Vista, Windows phones and the Halo series (Master Chief Collection remake aside).

BBC News:

Bill and Melinda Gates have announced their divorce after 27 years of marriage, saying “we no longer believe we can grow together as a couple”.

“After a great deal of thought and a lot of work on our relationship, we have made the decision to end our marriage,” the pair tweeted.

They first met in the 1980s when Melinda joined Bill’s Microsoft firm.

The billionaire couple have three children and jointly run the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.

The organisation has spent billions fighting causes such as infectious diseases and encouraging vaccinations in children.

The Gates – along with investor Warren Buffett – are behind the Giving Pledge, which calls on billionaires to commit to giving away the majority of their wealth to good causes.

Bill Gates, 65, is the fourth wealthiest person in the world, according to Forbes, and is worth $124bn (£89bn).

So, obviously, I am not a fan of Bill Gates, just as I am not a fan of Jeff Bezos.

I’m not really a fan of Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt either. I am a fan of Mel Gibson.

But all five of those men are, objectively, among the single most desirable men on earth. And all five of those men failed to hold a marriage together.

What is the purpose of a marriage, for a woman? Well, it’s supposed to be to provide materially.

But here’s the thing: a divorce provides for a woman materially, because she gets to take half of your money, despite having done nothing to earn any of it. The media is saying that Melinda Gates is going to get at least half of $130 million.

(Note: Obviously, Gates keeps most of his wealth in his foundation, and he has lawyers capable of making sure he maintains control of that. But no lawyer can protect your personal fortune. Despite the fact that women are completely worthless when it comes to making money – not even porn stars make decent money – the American law says that a woman deserves half your wealth.)

Imagine that this guy even put his wife’s name on his global domination group – “The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.”

If I were Gates, I would go ahead and marry a 19-year-old Russian model from Instagram (after paying former Mossad agents to make sure she’s never been to the Persian Gulf on “vacation”) and rename it “The Bill and Svetlana Gates Foundation.”

Bill is probably too low T for that, however.

Bezos is high T (because he’s on a serious amount of steroids), and for some reason started dating an old Mexican plastic surgery disaster who looks like a tranny.

Speaking of Russians: RT had a good op-ed headline up today:

That headline is obviously true.

However, at this time, instead of focusing on Gates’ evil plan, we should really be noting the fact that literal world domination is not good enough for a random old woman.

We should focus on the fact that Bill Gates, having been the inventor of the coronavirus hoax and the manager of this hoax – both Neil Ferguson and Anthony Fauci are employed by Gates – is the de facto ruler of the world, and obviously the single most powerful man on earth, possibly rivaled only by Xi Jinping.

Xi of course doesn’t have to worry about his wife leaving him, because she would not get any money. Sure, having been married to such a prominent figure, she might be able to write a book or get a spot on a talk show, but she would not get any of Xi’s money.

However: many Chinese would also protest anything she tried to do after a divorce, because China as a country generally looks down on divorce (despite the fact that their divorce rate has gone up with the huge injection of wealth over the last 30 years).

The bottom line here is: when you incentivize divorce, in the way the West as a whole and America especially have incentivized divorce, you’re mostly going to get a lot of divorces.

Marriage is difficult. There are many trials and tribulations that both men and women go through during a marriage.

The difference is: men have a reason to deal with the trials and tribulations, in order to hold the marriage together. Men stand to lose half of their money, and if they have young children, they stand to lose those as well. Women, on the other hand, stand to gain massively in a divorce.

So just do the math: when the going gets tough, women are rewarded for failing. Women do not understand the concept of honor, so there is literally no reason for them not to fail and walk away with huge winnings.

No society can withstand a social order that incentivizes divorce.

Gates will come out okay, given his unique situation. He’ll come out better than Brad Pitt or poor Ben Affleck.

Most men will do worse than any celebrity, however.