Boris Getting in on That Russia War

Boris called up Joe Biden and was like “I hope it’s not too much of a piddle torp, but the tiddle tip might be a fine spot for the bangies.”

Biden called him a “rat-faced cockroach tickler” and refused the offer as “darn malarkey.”

However, Biden’s Jews later called back and said they’d be happy to have the British involved in their Russian intimidation scheme.

RT:

Downing Street has announced its “biggest possible offer” to NATO in a statement late on Saturday. The UK’s prime minister is weighting this “major military deployment” needed to deter an allegedly “rising Russian aggression” in Europe in general and in Ukraine in particular

“This package would send a clear message to the Kremlin – we will not tolerate their destabilising activity, and we will always stand with our NATO allies in the face Russian hostility,” Johnson stated.

“I have ordered our Armed Forces to prepare to deploy across Europe next week, ensuring we are able to support our NATO allies on land, at sea and in the air.”

Should Russian President Vladimir Putin choose “a path of bloodshed and destruction,” Johnson went on, it would result in a “tragedy” for the whole European continent.

The UK’s potential offer to NATO may involve sending “defensive weapons to Estonia” as well as doubling the number of British troops on the ground. London is also considering sending in military specialists, warships and “fast jets” to reinforce its NATO allies. Downing Street did not specify where exactly, apart from Estonia, the cited assets might go.

“The UK already has more than 900 British military personnel based in Estonia, more than 100 in Ukraine as part of Operation Orbital, and a Light Cavalry Squadron of around 150 people is deployed to Poland,” it said in the statement, adding that, since 2015, some “22,000 Ukrainian troops” have been trained under that operation. Additional “military trainers” were sent to Ukraine earlier in January along with a haul of British-made anti-tank missiles, to teach the Ukrainian service personnel how to use the weaponry.

This doesn’t really seem very serious. They keep saying there are 100,000 Russian troops on the border.

How fast of jets are we talking here, Boris? We need really fast jets. And the British aren’t exactly known for their mechanical prowess.

The public are so doomed by the fallout of the virus hoax and the vax agenda that they can’t even focus on anything. Everyone I talk to acts like they’re about to snap.

Governments can just do anything now.