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In a totally bizarre interview with NBC News this week, John Fetterman – who is now going by “Fetterwoman” to show his solidarity with abortion – revealed that he is using a computer program to speak.
Fetterwoman is also known as “The Beastmaster.”
Fetterwoman, who is running for Senate in Pennsylvania, has very serious brain damage, having suffered a stroke after being injected with the safe and effective coronavirus vaccine. For whatever reason, the Democrats did not switch out the candidate when it became clear he was not going to recover from the stroke.
The computer program he uses has words appear on an iMac. He claims that he cannot understand when people speak, but that he can easily read from a screen. Interestingly, the screen also tells him what to answer, which is very convenient. It seems obvious that it is an aide in a back room typing his answers for him, which means he is a literal zombie puppet.
After the interview, the interviewer (interviewess?) said that Fetterwoman didn’t appear to understand what was going on, and was just reading the screen.
Reporter on her interview with John Fetterman:
"It wasn't clear that he was understanding our conversations…it certainly seemed as though he was having a hard time with those conversations." pic.twitter.com/PqSjXJsUzM
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) October 11, 2022
The media is now claiming that it is good that he has brain damage, because we need more “people with disabilities” running the government. They are also claiming that you are evil if you point out that Fetterwoman is disabled.
The View now says the reason why Fetterman can’t talk is because the NBC reporter is “bad at small talk” pic.twitter.com/GZd38QXUf1
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 13, 2022
Following the confounding interview, Fetterwoman released an ad where he talks about his stroke.
I'm excited to share our latest ad with you. It's nothing like the nasty ads from Dr. Oz + his allies (they've spent $60M+ attacking me).
This is who I am. This is what I stand for.
This fight for PA families is personal for me. pic.twitter.com/00tGqDIJOI
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) October 14, 2022
He’s actually doing TikTok videos explaining his brain damage.
I don’t believe in stanning politicians but Fetterman tests my resolve every single day pic.twitter.com/PK0mqtYSyN
— jaclyn (@j_n_foster) October 15, 2022
The funniest thing about Fetterwoman – even funnier than the brain damage – is the fact that he wears only hooded sweatshirts, all the time. Apparently, he is literally planning on wearing these in the Senate, which would really be fitting.
This country is a joke, and I’m really tired of the government pretending like it is serious. I would prefer if these assholes in Washington showed up looking like total slobs.
I don’t really know that I care if Fetterwoman wins. I really do not like that Turk scumbag Dr. Oz.
John Fetterman won’t answer questions from voters, he won’t debate more than once, and he won’t be honest about his health. pic.twitter.com/32D6Vmnf25
— Dr. Mehmet Oz (@DrOz) October 14, 2022
I know everyone is saying “oh this is a crisis, we have to vote Republican!!!!11” I guess I agree in theory, but the reality is we all know that Republicans aren’t going to do anything, and we also know that there is going to be so much voter fraud that it doesn’t really matter anyway.
I encourage everyone to go vote, and yes, I think if you live in Pennsylvania, you should vote for that tranny-loving Islamic extremist Oz. But he’s probably going to lose anyway, or have the election stolen from him, and I don’t really care. A brain-damaged freak in a hoodie in Congress is funny.
But yeah. Of course, do vote for Oz. I’m not discouraging anyone. I’m just telling you: it’s only going to get a lot worse from here on out.
