Brandon Finally Cured Cancer

JUST IN: President Joe Biden has officially cured cancer according to President Joe Biden.

What an amazing day for people all around the world 🎉

“I said I’d cure cancer they looked at me like, why cancer? Because we can!”

“We ended cancer as we know it.”

Biden will now be… pic.twitter.com/AmNxjcQx6Z

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 25, 2023

It took the old dumb faggot long enough, but Lord Brandon has finally cured cancer.

I don’t know what he’s been doing this whole time in his science laboratory. Just jerking off and doing nothing much, I guess.

But now, he did the cancer thing, so that’s something.

Here’s the crazy thing – he cured it by winking at it.

At least we got cancer out of the way.

Now we can focus on Russia and heterosexuals.

Editor’s Note: It feels really cheap to make jokes about senile statements from Joe Biden, President of America. But you gotta do it.