Just When You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Any GAYER…

100% of Americans know who this bitch is. Compare that to 7 people who have watched her play sports.

Brandon put up a sign on the White House lawn for the women’s soccer team.

This picture is actually from last week, but it’s a slow news day.

Seriously though – how often does the White House put up sports signs?

Has this ever happened before?

This is really worse than when they lit up the White House for anal fisting.

But hey – I guess we should be celebrating that the US finally beat Vietnam at something.

They couldn’t beat them at war. Or math.

But they beat them at ladies’ soccer.

This country is so gay.

I’m moving to Niger, where niggas is for real.